Reginald Noble
Banned
Listen if you like me and want this dikk then just slip me the name and number in the bag with the receipt and wink. Stop this okey doke joking around bullshyt like a nikka supposed to get the message. 
I asked the bytch do you have any more Cannolis left she said nah but we have more in the back that can be made so I asked how long that would take and she said one hour so I said nah that's alright - Then she says I'm just kidding 2 minutes
. Then she asking me all these extra questions like what size Cannoli and do you want sugar sprinkles on top 
I'm like bytch I am a Black Man in an Italian bakery hurry up before James Gandolfini come back from the dead and eat up all the pastries. It should not be a complicated process like this. Then I get home and realize oh not again...
Lately these Mexican chicks behind the counter been coming on some slick shyt like all of a sudden you are interested in Black Men. Was this an executive order from El Chapo and what are you planning?
Not more than two blocks away the pharmacy I go to to pick up epsom salt and wet ones this Mexican BBW chick (probably like a strong 5/10 at best) always giving me the look making extra conversation and I'm like just ring me up bytch 
I don't understand I'm clearly not a ghetto black nikka I always dress cool but not like a thug. So why you expecting me to be on some lame thug shyt spitting game to you when there are customers behind me waiting to place their got damn order.
Something wrong in the world cause I know I didn't do nothing to encourage this bullshyt
Honestly if a nikka not at a place like Gamestop I don't know why you Women insist on flirting with a Man as a store employee in a place where he has an in and out mentality we are not in our element. This happen to me at least once a week (if not more when I don't realize it/not paying attention got other shyt on my mind)
Another thing a lot of times bytches only hit on you when they feel that you are not single. That shyt make me so tired go hit up one of these virgin desperate nikkas that's why I can't stand females. Leave me the fukk alone unless you look like this bytch below the neck
I asked the bytch do you have any more Cannolis left she said nah but we have more in the back that can be made so I asked how long that would take and she said one hour so I said nah that's alright - Then she says I'm just kidding 2 minutes
. Then she asking me all these extra questions like what size Cannoli and do you want sugar sprinkles on top I'm like bytch I am a Black Man in an Italian bakery hurry up before James Gandolfini come back from the dead and eat up all the pastries. It should not be a complicated process like this. Then I get home and realize oh not again...Lately these Mexican chicks behind the counter been coming on some slick shyt like all of a sudden you are interested in Black Men. Was this an executive order from El Chapo and what are you planning?
Not more than two blocks away the pharmacy I go to to pick up epsom salt and wet ones this Mexican BBW chick (probably like a strong 5/10 at best) always giving me the look making extra conversation and I'm like just ring me up bytch I don't understand I'm clearly not a ghetto black nikka I always dress cool but not like a thug. So why you expecting me to be on some lame thug shyt spitting game to you when there are customers behind me waiting to place their got damn order.
Something wrong in the world cause I know I didn't do nothing to encourage this bullshyt
Honestly if a nikka not at a place like Gamestop I don't know why you Women insist on flirting with a Man as a store employee in a place where he has an in and out mentality we are not in our element. This happen to me at least once a week (if not more when I don't realize it/not paying attention got other shyt on my mind)
Another thing a lot of times bytches only hit on you when they feel that you are not single. That shyt make me so tired go hit up one of these virgin desperate nikkas that's why I can't stand females. Leave me the fukk alone unless you look like this bytch below the neck
Surely this is preferential treatment. 
