Women should not leave the kitchen here is why.

[IpushFatKids]

Thats why non western marriages last long and their women are very faithful,Cook,Clean and Raise children in a good environment. These non western countries understand the problems that would arise if women leave their natural habitat. Call me sexist but i think women need to be put in their place. bytches have no respect for men these days.



Anyway i found this gem online.

10. They make good sandwiches

9. It would greatly reduce the number of car accidents and bad parking

8. News would be news again, not girl/wife gossip. No way in hell Tiger Woods would be all over the news because of his love life

7. The Oscars would be about movies and talent, not red carpet dresses and who showed up with who

6. The push to emasculate men would end (yes Oprah I'm talking to you, though not just you)

5. No more microwave "meals" and processed "food". Real meals would return to the household

4. Less youth violence, troubled kids, etc. because a mom is in the home

3. With all that time in the kitchen, they would appreciate it when you take them out. Decrease in b*tchy-ness, more appreciation and respect for the man.

2. You'd always know where she is. (Where's the wife? In the kitchen of course. Where's your gf? In the kitchen of course)

1. Two words: Sarah Palin

 

[Taadow]

As I man, I disagree. Why?



- they gotta chit sometime, and I don't think they should do it in the kitchen. There's a better place for that.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

sexing in the kitchen aint good either

 

[Real]

Changing tampons in the bathroom, not good either.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Changing tampons in the bathroom, not good either.