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We, The Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing a quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.
The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel.
It’s not about one beer, but the wider idea. The surplus will help us in creation of future products. Our next beers, with a different model’s yoni each, include:
1) BDSM ale – sour ale made with smoked plums and vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette model,
2) Blond ale made with wheat malt, saffron and edible gold, with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a blond-haired model or celebrity,
3) Aphrodisia / Dionysia – wheat ale made with ancient strains of wheat, grape juice,
4) Mona Lisa – brown sour ale with wooden chips, the tribute to the famous piece of art,
5) Isis – Sour ancient wheat ale with roses,
6) Cleopatra – Milk stout regarding to Cleopatra’s milk baths,
7) Lady Godiva – sour ale with English hops.
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at the fact that basically all of them are sour ales.