Worse Experience at the Stripclub?

[Ashyneezz]

My boy beat up a stripper on his birthday last year

He told her it was his birthday and she took him in the back for a private dance...he's kinda slow so a few songs in he noticed she was keeping count

He inquired about this and she told him he owed her 50...he said it was his birthday and his friend had him and that he was going to find him (me)

So he comes back and puts me on game...a few min later the stripper comes up to my boy with security... Security ended IP telling my boy not to worry about the situation but the ho still had it on her chest

She swung on my boy...I was standing there with the face...my dawg then pushed her into the bar and she fell between the chairs and shyt... Got up trying to attack like a rabid dog

Ho punched me in the nose while I was pulling him away...had my shyt tender for a few days

Breh sounds like a stripper beat you up on your boys birthday last year

 

[Ashyneezz]

Went to a strip club one night to chill n watch SNF. Some messican dude was in there saying he was from Vegas and how he has all this money from fixing slot machines. I don't buy dances in strip clubs because I'm not giving a broad $20 for 3 mins of dancing on me. (Will time a few bucks here n there if they working tho) But this Mexican dude was like "you want a dance? I'll buy you one. Pick the girl you want" I was like shyt let me get here and I point to this nice looking light skin broad. He called her over and said "Give him a dance it's on me." Homie bought me like 3 dances that night
He didn't get himself one saying "I like seeing other ppl have fun"

I ended up losing my keys that night and having to call my homeboy to pick me up at 2am I was looking for my keys for like an hr trying to leave. Some of the strippers were helping me. This one bad one was helping me the most, at the end of the night she bought some wings for us to share. We chopped it up for like 15mins. I was too worried about my damn keys to get her number tho. Ended up spending 280 for a new pair
Went. Back to the club a couple days later to see if they had my keys and sure enough they did

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Hmmm..... did this chick use to hang with a certain rapper?

No clue? All I know is that she was feeling me and I was hyped that a fine chick wanted me to message her insides. Didn't know she was obsessed over me like that.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Went to one of my hood spots where the big booty chicks give the good lapdances. This spot you can get a grind on the bar stool or stand against the wall, no vip room. I had on my fave gray sweatpants my lapdance pants. So this big booty chocolate joint with locks comes over for a dance and I decide to stand against the wall. She feels the dikk and puts it between her ass cheeks and is grinding on my shyt mad hard bending over grabbing it and rubbing her p*ssy on it. She got about 5 dances off me and I tip her and bounce out the spot. The spot is mad dark mind you so I get outside under the street lights and look at my pants and see a stain on my crotch area.

I pull my pants outwards to look at it and catch a whiff of shyt aroma.

This nasty bytch basically wiped her shytty ass on my lapdance pants and now I gotta drive home like this

I got to the crib and threw them shyts in the outside trash. I was fukking disgusted.

AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!

OMG that is sooooo disgusting!!!

I'd have driven home with no pants on yo...them shytty thangs would HAVE to get tossed.
Hell to the NAW!!!!

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Lets see...
1. Went to a strip party managed by pimps.
2. $20 entry
3. strippers accompanied by mean-mugging pimps standing around looking likeruining the vibe.
4. Picked the one with the biggest t*ts and started kicking game.
5. Started dating before sampling the goods...which were wack as hell. (Why are big tit chicks so gatdamn lazy in bed!?!?)
6. Couldn't hang with that crazy lifestyle she lived. I didn't mind sharing, but the freaky shyt her friends wanted to do to me...I wasn't with that.
7. Acted like a damn fool when I broke up with her...had to move apartments cause she found out where I lived.

I'm ready when it's fellas comin at me with a threat...when it's a team of females lookin all pretty and shyt, you just don't expect it or know what's next...


Never again.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

So out the corner of my eye, I see the next stripper reflection in the mirror. She's in the dressing room, takes a napkin, and wipes some green discharge from her vagina

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Popped a Xanax and forgot I had some hundreds in my lap and the stripper took me for 3 of em

Got caught sucking a titty by my baby mama

Stuffed 25 dollar bills up a vagina

Had to concoct a plan to escape a Bourbon st strip club after running up a 600 dollar tab in the champagne room

Thankfully I have changed my ways..

 

[Reflected]

the amount of times that i seen dudes eat stripper puzzy in the club is

and 100% of the time the people dude was with were cheering him on


i even seen multiple dudes eat the same chick out

and these were clubs that hoes was trapping out of and selling p*ssy
so dudes was eating p*ssy that was just fukked and only wipped down with a baby wipe


not once have i seen a nikka kicked out the club for doing that shyt either

 

[the cac mamba]

This. Years ago outside of Magic City near the MARTA station hanging with some bruhs from Beta Psi. Long..sad story.

Second was a brawl at Club Onyx here in Charlotte. One of the broads, broke out running around screaming that some dude tried to take the p*ssy..all hell breaks loose as dude accused, whose pants are halfway off, and his folk try to leave. Security, simps and nikkas who just want to fight United and mobbed these nikkas who are like 7 to 8 deep. These nikkas fighting full force at the front of the club so you couldn't leave..one of my homies crawls up onto the stage and starts grabbing the money, I'm like..

Me and my other breh trying to figure out how the fukk we're gonna get out before police arrive, I'm looking around and out of the corner of my eye, this drunk dude is approaching me, I don't even know if the dude is hostile before my homie catches him with the clean fade.. Cutting the story short, we managed to get out and a lot folks got arrested. My homie kept the cash he took from the stage. Never went back.

best post in the thread

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Do strippers shyt on the job? Wipe their asses and go back on the floor?

This pertains to hole in the walls because not all have showers.

 

[Steve Piffler]

it was my homie's bachelor party and we were just strip club hopping. i can't remember the name of the strip club (this was like 10 years ago) but it was kinda raggedy on the outside, but the dudes that we were with was saying it was popping inside. so we were like , paid the $20 cover charge and we went in. it was dark than a bytch in there, a lot darker than a normal club. shyt damn near looked like it was lit by candle light . so my homie was turnt up and he ran up on this one big snu snu built amazon type bytch and slapped her on the ass cheek. she turned around and punched him dead in the chest and sent him over a table. he got up from the floor dusting off his clothes like . she said " don't you ever put your mutha fukkin' hands on me unless you are paying, you bytch ass nikka ". we were all like . bouncers showed us the door 5 minutes after we just paid $20 each to get in. it was like 15 of us too..... homie walked out of the club like .






another time, this was just last month too........we are up in club dreams for my bro in law's bachelor party. now what my bro in law didn't tell us is that he told his fiance that we weren't going to a strip club. but he didn't tell us that . long story short, we had a gang of bytches in our section shaking ass, and one of his boys pulls out his phone and starts taking video clips and posting the shyt to instagram (). next day, my wife calls me on some "so why were ya'll at a strip club last night?" i was like, uh....it was a bachelor party and that's where we were supposed to go. my wife then told me that my bro in law wasn't supposed to be there and one of his friends posted the videos on instagram and his fiance saw it and she is PISSED. i was like . we went to brunch that morning and the shyt hit the fan.....shyt was and at the same time. wifey tried to charge me up about getting lap dances, but i was like i didn't even get any dances. i don't like strippers . i really didn't get any dances, but i liked every minute of looking at that stampede of ass in my section . just not giving a bytch my hard earned money to dry hump me in the corner...

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Largest national Car Club...this is my chapter
Crown Vic Boys/Girls of America
Chapter 32
Fayetteville NC

United We Stunt!!!

HOT DAYUM!!!!

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

every time i'm at a strip club, it's a bad experience. paying to see women naked is wack. and paying for more than that is just lame