Worst/Best Drunk Stories (The Time I got Jumped: Pic Included)

[Seedz]

So me and my homie walking back to the car after a night out drinking at the bar. It's like a village area with a bunch of bars. So we walking down the street and an SUV with tints drives by and one Cac rolls down his window and yells "fakkits".

So I'm like

Just so happens that the light at the corner turns red and they gotta stop. I'm like oh true

My boy more sober than I so he looks at me like we don't know who's in the car but I'm like nah fukk that

We gotta throw down.

I walk up like a straight fool and punch the car door, lucky I didn't break my hand. Probably too weak

Next thing you know, 4 big ass Cacs hop out the car looking like line backers or MMA fighters. Shyt felt like one of those clown cars, they just kept coming. I'm thinking wellp, looks like I'll be visiting the hospital

I decide to take one swing and try to hit someone before I wake up in the ambulamps.
I have no clue if I connected, but I got my ass whooped.



End result:

Real talk though, they should have done more. I got off easy for sho

 

[Myrical Lyfe]

this is not gunna go well for you.

 

[NasirJr]

This is gonna end marvelous

 

[Seedz]

this is not gunna go well for you.

I'm aware of that.

 

[Quiet Magician]

Why do you have a women's catalogue sitting on top corner?

The fukk happened to your eye?

 

[KRiLL (+)]

so what about the two black eyes in yo avi op?

 

[1 other person]

 

[全能の神]

 

[Seedz]

The fukk happened to your eye?

Well like I said, it was kind of a blur once the altercation began. I think what happened was, one of the enemies clenched his fingers towards his palm, creating a fist. Next I think he moved his arm forward in a kind of thrusting motion, and my eye got in the way. This resulted in some bruising which I think people refer to as "black and blue".

If I had to guess

 

[NasirJr]

Well like I said, it was kind of a blur once the altercation began. I think what happened was, one of the enemies clenched his fingers towards his palm, creating a fist. Next I think he moved his arm forward in a kind of thrusting motion, and my eye got in the way. This resulted in some bruising which I think people refer to as "black and blue".

If I had to guess

Dude imma go ahead and end this charade.

Its 2016 there's google image search.

 

[Seedz]

Dude imma go ahead and end this charade.

Its 2016 there's google image search.

Do you think this is not me?

 

[ShotgunSoto]

Put ya glasses bacc on.

 

[wickedsm]

 

[Quiet Magician]

Well like I said, it was kind of a blur once the altercation began. I think what happened was, one of the enemies clenched his fingers towards his palm, creating a fist. Next I think he moved his arm forward in a kind of thrusting motion, and my eye got in the way. This resulted in some bruising which I think people refer to as "black and blue".

If I had to guess

The only way this story gets any lamer is if you pissed your pants after you were knocked out cold.

 

[semtex]

so what about the two black eyes in yo avi op?

caught me off guard