Would you be down to take a polygraph before the couple title was applied?

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you've been rocking with someone you've grown to care for, for a while. One day they say I want to be with you exclusively but before we go there I'd like you to take a lie detector test. They'll take it too and answer any questions you have as well. They tell you this is the last time any trust issues will come up.


You down with it?

I mean it's not like there's a bunch of undercover homos or sluts in here right?:sas2:


If you with it, what are your questions for them? I need ideas because I'm going to do this. shyt isn't expensive at all.:leon:
 

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Nah man I ain't with that. I'd never get a broad with some of the shyt I've done.
 

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There needs to be a sexfax like there is a carfax

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It's always been my dream to start that website.

Here's my idea for a pypical Female report:

1. Sexual history- primarily her number and a scatterplot that account for clusters of datapoints ie, trains, that year she decided to let loose, etc. Any history of infidelity should be accounted for. Includes a full STD report.

2. Mental checklist- is she emotionally stable, needy, neurotic, prone to depression, possesive, jelouse etc.

Also a scale to measure emotional intensity, a scale to measure emotional sensitivity, a scale to measure her social media prescence, and a scale to measure sexual openess.

3. Reviews from her ex's.

4. Faq - Are there nudes of her floating around the internet? Does she want kids? How is she with money?



5. neutral mugshot profile photos with and without makeup. Includes CG artist conceptuals of what she could look like in 5, 10, and 20 years. (For those looking for a longterm package).
 

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My boy enrolled in the police dept back in the days just so he could shoot people... even though he's rich he doesn't need the money

He beat the lie detector test

But failed on psychology exams

I guess they found out he was a super intelligent psycho path
 

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:yeshrug:I've been alone long enough that it would be nice to know I am building something with someone who wasn't a piece of shyt who hasn't revealed her true nature to me yet.

If she a pathological though, she might beat that thing easy.
 

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:lupe:

It's always been my dream to start that website.

Here's my idea for a pypical Female report:

1. Sexual history- primarily her number and a scatterplot that account for clusters of datapoints ie, trains, that year she decided to let loose, etc. Any history of infidelity should be accounted for. Includes a full STD report.

2. Mental checklist- is she emotionally stable, needy, neurotic, prone to depression, possesive, jelouse etc.

Also a scale to measure emotional intensity, a scale to measure emotional sensitivity, a scale to measure her social media prescence, and a scale to measure sexual openess.

3. Reviews from her ex's.

4. Faq - Are there nudes of her floating around the internet? Does she want kids? How is she with money?



5. neutral mugshot profile photos with and without makeup. Includes CG artist conceptuals of what she could look like in 5, 10, and 20 years. (For those looking for a longterm package).
:ehh: I'd support
The time invested before smashing should also be part of the data
 
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