Would you buy a smart device that measures your sexual performance?

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that's it?
it's not going to sync with your overall health data and give you suggestions on diet and exercises that could help your thrust and longevity? just see how your rhythm is doing?

Can it sense if the vag is tightening on the device and tell you exactly how to stroke next time you use it? is it going to notify you and say well done after the deed? :russ:
 

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All these smart devices recording and logging personal data...

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Keep playin'.
 

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All jokes aside, this is a terrible idea. Guys who don't know better will actually use this a means to further shame women, this time for not enjoying sex with them. They'll point to the metrics of this device and claim that according to it, they're performance is good and so if a lady doesn't enjoy it, she's an idiot. The lack of foresight the people who come up with these things is astounding, then again, they just want money and data for more money.

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All jokes aside, this is a terrible idea. Guys who don't know better will actually use this a means to further shame women, this time for not enjoying sex with them. They'll point to the metrics of this device and claim that according to it, they're performance is good and so if a lady doesn't enjoy it, she's an idiot. The lack of foresight the people who come up with these things is astounding, then again, they just want money and data for more money.

:francis:
The sexual education wave is overcomplicating a natural ability humans have been performing since the dawn of time

Ironic.
 

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All jokes aside, this is a terrible idea. Guys who don't know better will actually use this a means to further shame women, this time for not enjoying sex with them. They'll point to the metrics of this device and claim that according to it, they're performance is good and so if a lady doesn't enjoy it, she's an idiot. The lack of foresight the people who come up with these things is astounding, then again, they just want money and data for more money.

:francis:
Woman will also use it to shame men. Talking bout i only mess with men who have sex scores in the top 1% or some shyt.
 

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Woman will also use it to shame men. Talking bout i only mess with men who have sex scores in the top 1% or some shyt.
That's true too. It's going to be some video game shyt. I'm waiting for guys to start hacking the thing for better scores or worse, to fukk up some other dude's score. The pettiness will be off the charts.:mjlol:
 

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That's true too. It's going to be some video game shyt. I'm waiting for guys to start hacking the thing for better scores or worse, to fukk up some other dude's score. The pettiness will be off the charts.:mjlol:
Seen it in NBA2k, people will give other people access to their account and pay them to badge grind and level up their profile.

:dame:switch "NBA2k" with "smart sex ring".
 

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I just use the woman as a parameter of my performance when she doesn’t text back.:manny:
 
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