Would you clap your buttcheeks for a full 45 seconds for 350 dollars?

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I wouldn't clap my buttcheeks to avoid a bullet in the skull much less a paltry treefiddy. Hell nah.
What is an acceptable rate in your mind? 45 seconds ain't that long.
 

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What is an acceptable rate in your mind? 45 seconds ain't that long.

Truth be told, I dunno. I won't put a figure on my heterosexuality since I feel men twerking in any shape or fashion is gay as hell and I ain't trying to find out either.

I'd rather check out than have to live in a world where I got to shake my ass, as a man, for my daily bread, breh.
 

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What is an acceptable rate in your mind? 45 seconds ain't that long.
0 seconds is the only acceptable rate. like a real fight 60 seconds is a long time. nikkas watch mayweather and ufc and think they are about it. then when it comes to that action they are
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0 seconds is the only acceptable rate. like a real fight 60 seconds is a long time. nikkas watch mayweather and ufc and think they are about it. then when it comes to that action they are
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You think that ass clapping is on par with professional boxing? Hmm, I mean maybe some of the conditioning is the same but I'm gonna stick with the belief that booty claps are in a league of their own.

Kind of...:mjlol:

But to answer your question OP, yes. How do I sign up :smile:?
Our people will be in touch. If they pull up in a van and black masks, don't be alarmed. Just roll with it. That 350 dollars is as good as yours. What did you say your address was again?
 

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You think that ass clapping is on par with professional boxing? Hmm, I mean maybe some of the conditioning is the same but I'm gonna stick with the belief that booty claps are in a league of their own.


Our people will be in touch. If they pull up in a van and black masks, don't be alarmed. Just roll with it. That 350 dollars is as good as yours. What did you say your address was again?

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