Would you do this snake removal for 1 million dollars?

[Elim Garak]

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

 

[BlackXCL]

yes, they aint venomous

but WTF

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Spoiler that shyt breh

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Yeah, I have zero fear of snakes.

Gimme a couple bowie knives sharpened to Valyrian steel status n ill cut them out and drag the carcasses outside.

Complely serious.

Loop one head with the lasso, shove the knife in its brain. Repeat and half an hour later I'm up a million.

 

[Coco Loco]

When I saw that this morning I legit screamed. That house would be burned to the ground, fukk that

Someone in the comments said, y’all just hate women. No need to burn down the house because you found two women hiding in your house


Sir please

 

[Nero Christ]

Ain't no way I don't pass out and die seeing some shyt like that in real life

 

[Seoul Gleou]

im removing them from earth with the 9mm. where my money at

 

[baybulldogs]

damn.. and I was about to say its only a harmless rat snake

 

[Mike Nasty]

Wasn't expecting that

But look up the cost of antivenom, $1million wouldn't be enough

 

[Alix217]

Nah, I'm calling the navy seals for this one

 

[TRUEST]

That house needs to be burned down. And u need to move at least 500 miles away from that damn place.

Edit:

Make that 1500 miles. Fucck that!

 

[NoMorePie]

Nah. Whole place gotta be burned to the ground

 

[SmarkMero]

 

[FreshFromATL]

Man hell nawl. Ain't no way I'd sleep there after seeing some shyt like that fall out the ceiling