Would you fight both of these guys in an MMA match for $10 million?

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

1. Each fight is 5 two minute rounds
2. You gotta win both by knockout or submission
3. You can only fight with one hand. The other tied behind your back.
4. If you lose, draw or fail to knock out/submit both fighters, you lose your job, and you can’t apply for nothing for 1 year. As a consolation prize you get $20,000 for your efforts.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

@Mowgli, now's your time to shine breh breh

 

[TDA92]

Y'all ain't right in the head lmao

 

[Legal]

1. Each fight is 5 two minute rounds
2. You gotta win both by knockout or submission
3. You can only fight with one hand. The other tied behind your back.
4. If you lose, draw or fail to knock out/submit both fighters, you lose your job, and you can’t apply for nothing for 1 year. As a consolation prize you get $20,000 for your efforts.

"Partial Arts"

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

I'd fight 2 grizzly bears for 10 mil

 

[Payday23]

Hands down, yes

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Yes I would. I would beat the living HELL out them armless dudes. Once you get them on the floor, it's over. How they gon break out of a chokehold.

I mean, forget the chokehold. Once I get them on the floor, how they even gon get back up?


Easy money.

 

[Legal]

Yes I would. I would beat the living HELL out them armless dudes. Once you get them on the floor, it's over. How they gon break out of a chokehold.

I mean, forget the chokehold. Once I get them on the floor, how they even gon get back up?


Easy money.

Don't be the breh who fukks around and finds out an armless man done perfected the Guile Flash Kick in real life.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Don't be the breh who fukks around and finds out an armless man done perfected the Guile Flash Kick in real life.

High risk high reward

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Partial arts?!