Would you let yourself get 5 body blows and a final knockout for $725,000?

[Fatboi1]

To get $725,000 tax free cash, you have to let Mike Tyson(in his prime) or Kimbo Slice(RIP) knock you out with their bare knuckles but first you need to let them give you 5 blows to the body(except chest to not potentially kill you) and a final, charged up knockout clean in the face AND you can't fight back.

Also this has to be done in front of a crowd people at a random date without you knowing when it'll happen. You just agree and one day while outside you might get knocked the fukk out at Jamba Juice, Chiptole, Target, Barnes and Nobles, Popeyes, Church, at the gym, on a train, at the grocery store, while walking your dog etc.

Remember no fighting back and you don't get to switch dates just in case it's about to go down when you don't feel like it.

or

You'll get head protection on the back of your head to protect you from slapping your head on the ground at least.

 

[old pig]

pee wee herman

 

[Milomann]

725k is no good if you're brain dead...

 

[VelourSocks]

so 5 body blows so my kidneys and liver stop functioning then a clean shot to my head so I can have brain damage

i’m good

 

[kayslay]

$725,000 sounds nice but how much of that will i have to pay ti get my teeth fixed and my face reconstructed?

 

[ATownD19]

To get $725,000 tax free cash, you have to let Mike Tyson(in his prime) or Kimbo Slice(RIP) knock you out with their bare knuckles but first you need to let them give you 5 blows to the body(except chest to not potentially kill you) and a final, charged up knockout clean in the face AND you can't fight back.

Also this has to be done in front of a crowd people at a random date without you knowing when it'll happen. You just agree and one day while outside you might get knocked the fukk out at Jamba Juice, Chiptole, Target, Barnes and Nobles, Popeyes, Church, at the gym, on a train, at the grocery store, while walking your dog etc.

Remember no fighting back and you don't get to switch dates just in case it's about to go down when you don't feel like it.

or

 

[Child_Of_God]

Most of that money will be going towards facial reconstruction.

 

[blaccbeard]

No, if i'm doing all that i might as well fight them for real in the cage/ring and make way more money in an actual prize fight purse.

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

Ur gonna have brain damage for either

Ill pass

 

[Gold]

Im taking the money.
Ill pass on the hits tho

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Where's the "no" option on the poll?

 

[Tres Leches]

Not knowing when you’ll be put to sleep

 

[bnew]

Ask Steve Jobs, wealth don't buy health

 

[R=G]

"Chill, nygga"

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

That won't even cover the kids tuition once i'm gone at least i can have a lavish funeral