“Would you like fries or tots with that”

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

You’re at a fastserv restaraunt or bar (or you’re making at home to avoid the sadiddy ‘i cook at home “ reply for this imaginary scenario) and the waiter asks if you’d like one of the following sides

Spoiler: OOPS

theyre out of your first choice...choose a second choice

 

[Canada Goose]

Gimme crinkle cut fries

 

[Wildin]

2022 we off fries.

Skinny rise UP!!!!!!!!

If ya belly hanging over your belt, you got less than 12 months

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Gimme crinkle cut fries

Yo, are your people as good scavengers as your crow brethren (or opps, idk about the avian race situation)?

I dead ass saw a crow dig thru some trash in seattle, pull out a full ass bag of garlic friess (ivars ) go CAW....CAWWWW! and fly around a second and come back with 4 his brothas and they feasted.

I see yall eat well but do you look out for each other or is it every pigeon for themselves in NYC?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

2022 we off fries.

Skinny rise UP!!!!!!!!

If ya belly hanging over your belt, you got less than 12 months

You literally have a goodburger avatar

i’ve run 15 miles outdoors this year already...we just having fun breh

 

[Taadow]

2022 we off fries.

NOPE Fries back, everybody!

Shoestring Fries #1
OG Straight Cut Fries #2

The rest of that chit is just somebody being too lazy to cut potatoes

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

NOPE Fries back, everybody!

Shoestring Fries #1
OG Straight Cut Fries #2

The rest of that chit is just somebody being too lazy to cut potatoes

Steakfries are an abomination

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

 

[Jean Jacket]

Deep fried punani.

 

[Taadow]

Steakfries are an abomination

You not even supposedta eat fries with a steak as an adult.
That's like saying "I'll have the Sauted Asparagus with the Dino Chicken Nuggets"...

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Keep it simple with the shoe string.

The slimmer the better when it comes to fries

 

[Pseudonym]

Onion rings

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Onion rings

Sleeper. Onion rings are almost NEVER bad.

 

[Canada Goose]

Yo, are your people as good scavengers as your crow brethren (or opps, idk about the avian race situation)?

I dead ass saw a crow dig thru some trash in seattle, pull out a full ass bag of garlic friess (ivars ) go CAW....CAWWWW! and fly around a second and come back with 4 his brothas and they feasted.

I see yall eat well but do you look out for each other or is it every pigeon for themselves in NYC?

Pigeons look out of each other when it comes to finding a good stash of food.. like a great hoomon musician once said, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

 

[Tunez]

Garlic parmesan fries