Would you marry her for $20 billion dollars under these conditions

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1. The engagement would last 9 months. During that time you would get all of the funds and can cheat as much as you wish. Once married you cant cheat. If you cheat you lose it all, including anything purchased

2. Once married she would have to lose a certain amount of weight per quarter. If she misses a goal, you lose it all, including anything purchased.

3. You have to stay married for a minimum of 20 years. After that you can divorce her but you would only get to keep 1 million. You would lose everything else, including anything you purchased.

 

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1. The engagement would last 9 months. During that time you would get all of the funds and can cheat as much as you wish. Once married you cant cheat. If you cheat you lose it all, including anything purchased

2. Once married she would have to lose a certain amount of weight per quarter. If she misses a goal, you lose it all, including anything purchased.

3. You have to stay married for a minimum of 20 years. After that you can divorce her but you would only get to keep 1 million. You would lose everything else, including anything you purchased.


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Is the money worth it if you have to deal with her all the time? Let’s say I withdraw some funds, and fake my death, and move to another country. In that case, yes.


I will never understand fat people who put no effort into losing weight. She has a nice face. A lot of women don’t even have that.
 

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it's a solid no. but just so I know:
-can I get her gastric bypass surgery?
-are threesomes and swinger parties cheating?
 

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What if she goes into cardiac arrest while yall are married and... Well, you know?

Pivotal question right here.

Say for example, we make it through the 9-month engagement and get married.
Then on our honeymoon, we have athletic sex in which I fucc her to death.
Do I still clock Rice Krispie Treatz?
 

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Pivotal question right here.

Say for example, we make it through the 9-month engagement and get married.
Then on our honeymoon, we have athletic sex in which I fucc her to death.
Do I still clock Rice Krispie Treatz?

We need answers :lupe:
 

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Money buys unhappiness in this case

With the way the markets are these days, why risk that. The money could lose it's value at any time

Horrible deal. Only really need 100k a year anyway to cover your expenses and be comfortable.
 
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