Would you marry her for $20 billion dollars under these conditions

[Armchair Militant]

I’d give it a try, but I know she’d miss her goals.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

fukking the carne asada..
Out her arm fat..
For 20 billi

 

[analog]

1. The engagement would last 9 months. During that time you would get all of the funds and can cheat as much as you wish. Once married you cant cheat. If you cheat you lose it all, including anything purchased

2. Once married she would have to lose a certain amount of weight per quarter. If she misses a goal, you lose it all, including anything purchased.

3. You have to stay married for a minimum of 20 years. After that you can divorce her but you would only get to keep 1 million. You would lose everything else, including anything you purchased.

Thumb nail got her looking

Video had me

$20 billion will buy a lot of plastic surgery. Transform the wildebeast into JLo.

Worse case scenario, my family, friend, and I will all be living our best lives while I beat my meat every night

 

[benjamin]

Y'all nikkas TRIPPIN...im bussin all kinda nuts in her stomach folds, arm folds, neck folds....gone be skeet everywhere BYTCH gone hit me wit da ..nah mamacita we aint finished ..chasin her big ass around the house dikk swangingGIMME ME DAT CALIENTE CAT

 

[Chrishaune]

#2 gives this absolutely no chance

 

[GreenGhxst]

yeah, just fukk a ton of bad bytches in that 9 month period

then go on a shytload of vacations with her and then eventually cheat with another bad bytch

at least I was rich for a year minimum, and I fukked a ton of bad bytches in that 9 month span

traveled the world for 3 months and had a blast

nikka that was a hell of a year for me, fukk you mean

 

[Pool_Shark]

Yeah sign me up

 

[Zero]

OP doing too godamn much