Prison ain't the place to be
Would you rather get shot from a block away with a Glock or splashed at point blank range with a Glock Dookie?
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Prison ain't the place to be
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Some truly degenerate shyt
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I’m pretty sure you’d want to commit that after getting glock dookie’d
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Aww man.. I never heard or used the term 'glock dookie' before but getting splashed or ' shytted down' was something I witnessed a lot while I was locked up these past 2 yrs.
It's done in a bunch of different ways & all are equally disgusting & disrespectful. That's really what it's meant to be: disrespectful to the point of no return.
It's done in a bunch of different ways & all are equally disgusting & disrespectful. That's really what it's meant to be: disrespectful to the point of no return.
Here's how it happened one time. One of the younger brehs I was cordial with came to my gate one day & asked for my opinion on a situation. He wanted to know what he should do to retaliate on somebody who said his mom was sexy & that when he gets out he's going to Melvin his mom (Baby Boy movie).
I look back at my celly who's reading a book & tell him to listen to this shyt.. the lil breh was really in his feelings and he genuinely looked up to me cause it's not common for guys in jail to admit to being played with like this.. so I wipe the
off my face & gave him my honest opinion. I tell him that while what the dude said to him was disrespectful, it was only words & that dude was tryna get under his skin, told em to let it go but count it as a strike against the dude & don't let it become a habit of his.. Then the young breh asks if that's what I would do..
I had to kiab & told him hell naw I would've snapped & probably got either sent to the hole or sprayed with the mace for knocking em tf out if dude said anything bout ma dukes. Also explained to him that I don't joke around wit guys or even socialize much with weirdos to feel they can say stuff like that to me. So lil breh looked at me like he had a moment of clarity & said:
"
im not gone get sent to the hole or maced but I got something for him."
Later that day we're all out & I hear a commotion coming from the yard area while I'm on the phone. I see lil bruh holding a empty juice bag walkin back towards his cell. Seconds later the yard is emptying out & everybodys like
Then the dude that made the Melvin joke comes walkin in with brown liquid dripping from his head & runnin all down his shirt & onto the floor with the shocked look like he can't believe what just happened. & that's when the smell hit me. It was one of the worst smells you could imagine & it only got worse the longer it lingered. It made another dude puke after a couple minutes.
Whole time I'm still on the phone shaking my head telling my folks not to trip about all the commotion bc I was good. Didn't even tell them what happened. The lil breh got moved of the block anyway cause he made a lot of enemies that day & I guess he said he didn't feel safe there but from what I know he didn't tell on anybody in particular.
Dude that got shytted down was shunned by his homies for not punching on lil breh & got released like a week after the shyt shower.
I look back at my celly who's reading a book & tell him to listen to this shyt.. the lil breh was really in his feelings and he genuinely looked up to me cause it's not common for guys in jail to admit to being played with like this.. so I wipe the
off my face & gave him my honest opinion. I tell him that while what the dude said to him was disrespectful, it was only words & that dude was tryna get under his skin, told em to let it go but count it as a strike against the dude & don't let it become a habit of his.. Then the young breh asks if that's what I would do..I had to kiab & told him hell naw I would've snapped & probably got either sent to the hole or sprayed with the mace for knocking em tf out if dude said anything bout ma dukes. Also explained to him that I don't joke around wit guys or even socialize much with weirdos to feel they can say stuff like that to me. So lil breh looked at me like he had a moment of clarity & said:
"
im not gone get sent to the hole or maced but I got something for him."Later that day we're all out & I hear a commotion coming from the yard area while I'm on the phone. I see lil bruh holding a empty juice bag walkin back towards his cell. Seconds later the yard is emptying out & everybodys like
Then the dude that made the Melvin joke comes walkin in with brown liquid dripping from his head & runnin all down his shirt & onto the floor with the shocked look like he can't believe what just happened. & that's when the smell hit me. It was one of the worst smells you could imagine & it only got worse the longer it lingered. It made another dude puke after a couple minutes.
Whole time I'm still on the phone shaking my head telling my folks not to trip about all the commotion bc I was good. Didn't even tell them what happened. The lil breh got moved of the block anyway cause he made a lot of enemies that day & I guess he said he didn't feel safe there but from what I know he didn't tell on anybody in particular.
Dude that got shytted down was shunned by his homies for not punching on lil breh & got released like a week after the shyt shower.
Jaylen Tatum
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Hit you from a block away
Drinking sake on a Suzuki we in Osaka Bay
Hit you from a block away
Drinking sake on a Suzuki we in Osaka Bay
idk if it’s still referred to as “gassing” but that’s what I’ve heard it called when folks retell shyt they witnessed in prison…it’s a prisoner creating a mixture of bodily excretions used to throw at guards or other inmates…truly nasty, vile shyt (no pun intended)
Satsui no Hadou
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My uncle told me some of the shyt people in adseg would do…let shyt ferment for weeks, fashion spears with whatever materials…sometimes they’d just throw cups of fermented shyt on COs or people they didn’t like, or sometimes they’d dip the spears into shyt and piss and shoot them at people…Aww man.. I never heard or used the term 'glock dookie' before but getting splashed or ' shytted down' was something I witnessed a lot while I was locked up these past 2 yrs.
It's done in a bunch of different ways & all are equally disgusting & disrespectful. That's really what it's meant to be: disrespectful to the point of no return.
Here's how it happened one time. One of the younger brehs I was cordial with came to my gate one day & asked for my opinion on a situation. He wanted to know what he should do to retaliate on somebody who said his mom was sexy & that when he gets out he's going to Melvin his mom (Baby Boy movie).
I look back at my celly who's reading a book & tell him to listen to this shyt.. the lil breh was really in his feelings and he genuinely looked up to me cause it's not common for guys in jail to admit to being played with like this.. so I wipe the
I had to kiab & told him hell naw I would've snapped & probably got either sent to the hole or sprayed with the mace for knocking em tf out if dude said anything bout ma dukes. Also explained to him that I don't joke around wit guys or even socialize much with weirdos to feel they can say stuff like that to me. So lil breh looked at me like he had a moment of clarity & said:
"
Later that day we're all out & I hear a commotion coming from the yard area while I'm on the phone. I see lil bruh holding a empty juice bag walkin back towards his cell. Seconds later the yard is emptying out & everybodys like
Then the dude that made the Melvin joke comes walkin in with brown liquid dripping from his head & runnin all down his shirt & onto the floor with the shocked look like he can't believe what just happened. & that's when the smell hit me. It was one of the worst smells you could imagine & it only got worse the longer it lingered. It made another dude puke after a couple minutes.
Whole time I'm still on the phone shaking my head telling my folks not to trip about all the commotion bc I was good. Didn't even tell them what happened. The lil breh got moved of the block anyway cause he made a lot of enemies that day & I guess he said he didn't feel safe there but from what I know he didn't tell on anybody in particular.
Dude that got shytted down was shunned by his homies for not punching on lil breh & got released like a week after the shyt shower.
I asked him what he would do if somebody tried that with him and he just point blank told me he would have to kill him. But I mean he was in there for murder anyway