Would you rather have $500 or go on a date with Rubi Rose?

Would you rather have $500 or go on a date with Rubi Rose?

  • $500

    Votes: 28 63.6%
  • Rubi Rose

    Votes: 16 36.4%

  • Total voters
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Plankton

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Google says Rubi Rose has a net worth of 1.1 million dollars. I have pimp bones so I'm maneuvering myself into Rubi's bank account because...

1.1 Million > $500


The ones who don't got an ounce of pimp in them will take the safe route and chose the money.
 

Blown Moon

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I get that taking the $500 sounds player but that's 1.25 days of work for me I can get that back. Rubi Rose is one of the finest famous black women out. I'm pulling out all stops trying to bag her and if that don't work at the end of the date I'll offer to eat her ass right there in the restaurant. I'll walk away with a restraining order before I walk away with a 'what if'. :unimpressed:
 

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Think wisely before you choose. Sure 500 will get you that date. Sure,if other women see you went on a date with Rubi,they will come clamoring to see what's causing all this.

But you will be ex communicated and no Proverbs 31 woman worth her salt will want to have anything to do with you.

But then again I think I did once see Rubi Rose in a hijab. Although I don't sense her aura is halal.:respect:
 

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If sex was guaranteed after the date, hell fukking yeah I'm picking Ruby Rose. $500 ain't shyt
 
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