Would you wife Meryl Streep for a guaranteed $1 million / yr ?

[Luken]

@stomachlines

 

[tuckgod]

I’d look her in the eyes while making love to her every night.

 

[tuckgod]

Hell yea...til death becomes her lol

Exactly.

 

[jj23]

Hell yea...til death becomes her lol

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

Money aint everything. fukk I need the money for, if I can't enjoy the hoes?

Those two things go hand and hand, so what's it matter at that point. Might as well be broke. I can smash geriatric p*ssy for free now, and be miserable...

I'll pass.

 

[King Poetic]

Hell yeah

we’ll be acting during sex

have her put on a scarlet johannsen or some other white pretty chick face mask and pound away

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

her daughter was on Mr. Robot. One of the greatest tv shows of the past decade

and yes, i would become an actor and get rich then divorce her for tinashe.

 

[feelosofer]

Easy money yes.

 

[TheBigBopper]

Hell yeah

we’ll be acting during sex

have her put on a scarlet johannsen or some other white pretty chick face mask and pound away

what are you gonna do about that wrinkly ass body tho?

her daughter was on Mr. Robot. One of the greatest tv shows of the past decade

and yes, i would become an actor and get rich then divorce her for tinashe.

that ain’t part of the deal nikka read the hypo, you gotta stay with her ass till she dies, otherwise she’s taking back all the money she gave you and then some. You better hope your ass is talented enough to become an independently wealthy actor

 

[Loose]

Nah, she might live to be as old as Betty White. That’s 30 years

30 million too

 

[Formerly known as...]

Yes.

 

[TheBigBopper]

30 million too

But you’ll be old by the time you can truly enjoy the money and get a bad bytch of your own, who will probably only want you for your money.

 

[Gold]

Old dirty women always refer to their pussies as c*nts when I’m up in them. It’s different vibes

 

[FeverPitch2]

Easy money.
Any other chick I fukk would have to sign an iron clad and heavily punitive NDA.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

You’re gonna be old yourself though by the time she dies and might only be attractive to gold diggers.

That is a good point. She's more than twice my age but shyt could get shaky if she lives to like 95 years old or something.

I'd have to gas her up. Tell her she needs more meat on her bones and get her eating fried catfish, sweet potato pie and peach cobbler every other day. Speed up that timeline.