I Really Mean It
Veteran
On the rare occasion that I had to take a shyt in a public bathtoom, someone comes in and asks how long I’ll be, screaming that he urgently needs to use it. I yell in response that I just got in here, to which he cries in mangled english suggesting he’s south of the border that he absolutely must use it. I apologize and tell him that I need it for ten more minutes. After a brief pause, during which time he probably tried to interpret what I said, he went to the open urine stall next door, turned around, dropped his pants and released a load whose odor is currently making me 



kind of choice.