Kill Dat Noize
Banned
you know what we don't have much of anymore, wrestling characters.
i think back to when i was a kid. there was a guy named rick the model martel.
rick the model martel was an arrogant and flamboyant DOUCHEBAG who claimed to be a model. you ain't never seen dude in any magazines but still he was often seen in luxurious settings surrounded by gorgeous women so he must've been legit. probly was on some real exclusive shyt.
but rick was also big, strong, and a world class athlete. you could tell just by looking at him. you would NOT be surprised to learn that this guy also doubled as a pro sportsman.
now for the sake of discussion let's examine this guy.
from what i can gather adam rose is a guy that wants nothing more than to be able to party and be free 24/7. a cult celebrity of sorts that has managed to amass a small following of weirdos and druggies who follow him around the world and look up to him as a god. okay, cool. he's definitely a character.
but could he be a WRESTLER?
a reality star maybe. a guy that might be able to land a gig hosting the E network fashion awards maybe. but a wrestler!?!? this frail looking, ecstasy taking weirdo? he wants to be a wrestler!?!?!?
and you're tellin me he DOESN'T get his ass kicked every time he's out there??? what sorry excuse for a human being can't beat this guy??
i think back to when i was a kid. there was a guy named rick the model martel.
rick the model martel was an arrogant and flamboyant DOUCHEBAG who claimed to be a model. you ain't never seen dude in any magazines but still he was often seen in luxurious settings surrounded by gorgeous women so he must've been legit. probly was on some real exclusive shyt.
but rick was also big, strong, and a world class athlete. you could tell just by looking at him. you would NOT be surprised to learn that this guy also doubled as a pro sportsman.
now for the sake of discussion let's examine this guy.
from what i can gather adam rose is a guy that wants nothing more than to be able to party and be free 24/7. a cult celebrity of sorts that has managed to amass a small following of weirdos and druggies who follow him around the world and look up to him as a god. okay, cool. he's definitely a character.
but could he be a WRESTLER?

a reality star maybe. a guy that might be able to land a gig hosting the E network fashion awards maybe. but a wrestler!?!? this frail looking, ecstasy taking weirdo? he wants to be a wrestler!?!?!?
and you're tellin me he DOESN'T get his ass kicked every time he's out there??? what sorry excuse for a human being can't beat this guy??

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Doesn't change the fact that the ONLY reason anyone gives a fukk about Owens on this board is because he looked good against a guy who just got done burying Rusev 3 str8 PPVs. Dummy. Hick. Geek. Gay as fukk
