Wrestling Predictions for 2024

[Cattle Mutilation]

1. As someone else mentioned - a wrestling company will sign a streaming deal. And that will be OVW. Hot off the heels of their reality TV show on Netflix that was an overnight success and their securing their huge new financing partner, they will get a one-year, two-hour weekly wrestling show with quarterly PLEs that is a blend between the reality show and traditional wrestling product. And it will become an overnight sensation. It will become the third most watched weekly wrestling product being surpassed only by Raw and Smackdown - Netflix is in well over 3x the number of households as any cable network is. After just three months, it will be renewed for several more seasons along with the reality show at an extremely significant increase.

Well I got the wrestling company signing to Netflix correct, just got the wrong company.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

WWE Raw goes to FX but falls short of the $400 million they are allegedly looking for, once again sending the TKO stock in free fall that still continues to decrease after Smackdown did not get as much money as projected. It still gets a big increase, just not $400 million, so Wall Street, like usual, will needlessly panic sell even though WWE will be continuing to thrive more than it ever has financially.

By far the worst prediction in this entire thread

- A long Trick Williams NXT title run (probably the reinvented Theory who beats him for the belt)

Jey wins IC title

not bad, both of these

- Triple H buys out Jacob Fatu's contract giving The Bloodline storyline another year of shelf life
- TBS replaces Rampage and Collision with reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond
- Cody's story arc changes from 'finishing Dusty's story' to 'starting his own story'
- Dave Meltzer's late-life crisis worsens as all the indy flippy guys he staked his reputation on continue to drive off viewers
- Ilja Dragunov starts getting more recognition as one of the best wrestlers on the roster

this dude is a prophet

anna jay gets with Breh
K.O wins one last Championship
Punk Beats Rollins for the belt
Gunther main events summerslam
Failed cash in at wrestlemania
Cody wins back to back Rumbles and finally beats bytch ass reigns

Pretty good too

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

The year of 2024 is upon us and 2023 was fukkery overloaded from IMPACT making an impact, Tony Khan gone off the zoot, and Phil living his best Rick Rude life. What do yall expect from 2024?

Here's my predictions:

• NJPW will finally prosper with a huge signing, deal, and a show that will blow the entire wrestling world to smithereens
• My beloved DDT will sadly not have a good year (mass exodus incoming including a well known Ace)
• There will be four wrestler deaths that will have TSC brehs going
• AEW will get a unique deal that will make folks forget about WBD as WBD....will ceast to exists (getting swallowed by a huge company)
• There will be another "Me Too" but involving wrestlers and promotors that we least expect of such fukkery (including a certain GOAT)
• A well known WWE wrestler will announce his retirement (they deserve it)
• There will be an indie company that will get a huge bag to go on a streaming platform
• A well known promotion will finally shut their doors adter many years of trying

 

[NoMorePie]

"Cody Rhodes has finished the story!"

Just call me Nostradamus.