Write a Bray promo or Line

[King Ka$h]

Inspired by this hilarity from @Mike the Executioner
"The worms will consume the very existence of your soul. Then, your soul will be put in the snakepit of eternal hellfire and the buzzards will touch you metaphysically in a state of euphoria. Confederate flags have a control over a man. Sister Abigail knows the extinction of your illusions, Randy. Break my sugar walls down, Randy! I mean, FOLLOW.....THE BUZZARDS!!!!"


I'll go-
All your heroes are false idols sent to distract you from the true evil of the world.The sooner you realize this,the sooner you and I will become one with the buzzards.
DAHAAH

 

[Mike the Executioner]

Dapped and repped for this thread.

That "DAHAAH" at the end

 

[Breh Obama]

"THE DARKNESS MAN"

 

[NoMorePie]

“You don’t fear death, you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.”

 

[King Ka$h]

"THE DARKNESS MAN"

So simple and yet I laughed

 

[OVER]

Fear man, let me tell you about FEAR! I was born in it, man... *laughs*... I eat FEAR! You see, Randy I don't run from fear, I WELCOME IT!
I -EM-BRACE- IT!

*Laughs again*... So what you say to tomorrow when fear consumes you, Randy? At the Fatale Fearway ppv I will skin the Viper and show the layers of FEAR!

This Universe that loves you so much, that chants your name every night will come crashing down around you, All the Universe who love you will be rendered hollow and you will be overtaken with fear...

*Another laugh*... Randy, Randy why did you a loyal sheep try to shear your HERDER?!
You were scared, Randy? All of the Universe is scared, viper but this Sunday at the Fatale Fearway ppv... I WILL END YOU!... RUN

*Drops to knees and stretches out arms*

Jerry Lawler- I've never heard Bray so intense, Randy Orton should be careful at the Fatale Fearway ppv this Sunday on the WWE Network.

 

[Golayitdown]

Jerry Lawler- I've never heard Bray so intense, Randy Orton should be careful at the Fatale Fearway ppv this Sunday on the WWE Network.

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

Fear man, let me tell you about FEAR! I was born in it, man... *laughs*... I eat FEAR! You see, Randy I don't run from fear, I WELCOME IT!
I -EM-BRACE- IT!

*Laughs again*... So what you say to tomorrow when fear consumes you, Randy? At the Fatale Fearway ppv I will skin the Viper and show the layers of FEAR!

This Universe that loves you so much, that chants your name every night will come crashing down around you, All the Universe who love you will be rendered hollow and you will be overtaken with fear...

*Another laugh*... Randy, Randy why did you a loyal sheep try to shear your HERDER?!
You were scared, Randy? All of the Universe is scared, viper but this Sunday at the Fatale Fearway ppv... I WILL END YOU!... RUN

*Drops to knees and stretches out arms*

Jerry Lawler- I've never heard Bray so intense, Randy Orton should be careful at the Fatale Fearway ppv this Sunday on the WWE Network.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Sounds like a waste of time. A paragraph to say nothing using big words for no reason.

 

[Konnan]

This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. (holds it up, long pause) This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

 

[King Ka$h]

This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. (holds it up, long pause) This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Get the fukk out of here

 

[Sghost597]

" My lost brother and my sister can only find the path of their salvation deep within themselves. For their souls to be purified and Only the worth shall be granted a 12 piece at Popeye's."

* Currently eating some delicious Popeye's.*

 

[jadillac]

The cheese, much like Bray Wyatt, stands alone

 

[El Cocodrilo]

Eugene, you think you can stand face to face with the eater of worlds because you (laughs) think you're special.

Well let me tell you somethin man, nobody is as special as me. (laughs).

RUN

YYEHK!

 

[Finn Baller]

Now before I finish...let me just say I did not come here to show out. I did not come here to impress you.

Because to tell the truth, when I leave here I'm GONE! hahahahah

And I don't care WHAT you think about me...but just remember...when it hits the FAN brother...whether its nextyeartenyearstwentyyears from now...you'll never be able to say that I lied to you JACK!