wtf am i supposed to do with this :beli:

[unit321]

man, the crazy part is when i google "soft shell turtle", two of the suggestions are "soft shell turtle soup" and "soft shell turtle recipe"

are they really that good, bruh.

Never had turtle. I don't have a turtle marinade recipe. I have no idea what they taste like.

But I mean, if you really want to go white-dude-cray-cray, you can get a recipe, cook the turtle, invite your relatives who stored all their stuff in your garage and serve them the turtle soup. When they are done eating it, serve them a turtle-type dessert like a cake with peanuts, caramel, chocolate, and pecans and say "It's part of the turtle theme". And if they ask you what you mean by that, tell them they just ate turtle soup as the main entree and you used the turtles they gave you.

If they ask you what your problem is, just tell them the-coli.com made you do it.

 

[Swayze]

yooooooo, what the fukk is that

Have you not seen the stuff about how Lauren is way too good to be single?

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Turtle fight pit?

 

[FreshFromATL]

I'll take one...turtles are one of my favorite animals. I'll throw you $30 for one.

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

Gif of it swirling in the toilet? Seems big enough that it wouldn't go down the drain.

 

[marcuz]

Gif of it swirling in the toilet? Seems big enough that it wouldn't go down the drain.

 

[Miggs]

pawn shop or craigslist....

 

[L&HH]

Never had turtle. I don't have a turtle marinade recipe. I have no idea what they taste like.

But I mean, if you really want to go white-dude-cray-cray, you can get a recipe, cook the turtle, invite your relatives who stored all their stuff in your garage and serve them the turtle soup. When they are done eating it, serve them a turtle-type dessert like a cake with peanuts, caramel, chocolate, and pecans and say "It's part of the turtle theme". And if they ask you what you mean by that, tell them they just ate turtle soup as the main entree and you used the turtles they gave you.

If they ask you what your problem is, just tell them the-coli.com made you do it.

yall nikkas in here wild

 

[HookersandIceCream]

get a bunny and do this

 

[marcuz]

get a bunny and do this

that's too cute

 

[marcuz]

Never had turtle. I don't have a turtle marinade recipe. I have no idea what they taste like.

But I mean, if you really want to go white-dude-cray-cray, you can get a recipe, cook the turtle, invite your relatives who stored all their stuff in your garage and serve them the turtle soup. When they are done eating it, serve them a turtle-type dessert like a cake with peanuts, caramel, chocolate, and pecans and say "It's part of the turtle theme". And if they ask you what you mean by that, tell them they just ate turtle soup as the main entree and you used the turtles they gave you.

If they ask you what your problem is, just tell them the-coli.com made you do it.

bruh what he fukk is wrong with you

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

I'd just sell some of that shyt. If it seems like they aint usin it that much might as well sell the shyt off