so you never knew your 'wife' was really a man? never played pickup ball against 'her?' never noticed 'her' vertical leap? you put it out your mind how 'she' reminded you of a young dennis rodman right? never thought about the defense? it was a little strong wasn't it, a little too strong, as though 'she' could've got clock for the blazers? never thought it strange that 'she' always wanted to use a 'apparatus' on you with the lights off during your lovemaking? nah brehs, something is off about this one.