X-men is the most depressing comic book material in existence

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Watched Logan last night and thought about how no matter what, the X-men lose



Days of Future past, sentinels take over the world and obliterate the mutant population and like 75% of the human population too

if you avert that future, then in Logan, mutants get wiped out anyway through GMO

if you avert that future, Xavier himself destroying half the world as Onslaught


and even if you somehow get around all those future scenarios, Apocalypse lurking in the cut like for the right time to start the Age of Apocalypse



why can't the mutants win?

 

[Luke Cage]

 

[humminbird]

Movie mutants don't Comic mutants are a whole other deal.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Watched Logan last night and thought about how no matter what, the X-men lose



Days of Future past, sentinels take over the world and obliterate the mutant population and like 75% of the human population too

if you avert that future, then in Logan, mutants get wiped out anyway through GMO

if you avert that future, Xavier himself destroying half the world as Onslaught


and even if you somehow get around all those future scenarios, Apocalypse lurking in the cut like for the right time to start the Age of Apocalypse



why can't the mutants win?

You been reading Hickman’s shyt?

 

[Eddy Gordo]

Read House of X and powers of 10 currently out.

All mutants doing is winning. Everybody put all they beefs aside and got on the same page. Charles and magneto working together. They got Mr.Sinster working for em. The X-Men get sabertooth out of jail by getting his ass a lawyer. They probably gonna team up with apocalypse. Its beautiful to see.
It's the best X-Men comic in at least 10 years.

None of that gay Iceman shyt they been doing.

 

[ThatTruth777]

i remember i saw this a while back... depression overkill

 

[richaveli83]

 

[kwazzy100]

I think Spiderman is way more depressing

Parents are killed as a baby
Bullied nerd in high school
Only friend is a rich loner whose also envious of him
Uncle was shot by some thug
Get Super powers and beat the ops but your boss at the newspaper company keep making articles that you ain't shyt
Your best friend turns on you and wants to kill you
Get a girlfriend, but you couldn't save her quick enough
Get alien powers but turns you evil
You get rid of it but it moves on to someone else and now wants to kill you
Get another girlfriend, but she keeps screwing with you
Sell your marriage to the devil and erase all of your relationship history
Your aunt is getting older and her health is declining

On top of that, most of his problems is his fault. For a smart kid, he's dumb as well

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I think Spiderman is way more depressing

Parents are killed as a baby
Bullied nerd in high school
Only friend is a rich loner whose also envious of him
Uncle was shot by some thug
Get Super powers and beat the ops but your boss at the newspaper company keep making articles that you ain't shyt
Your best friend turns on you and wants to kill you
Get a girlfriend, but you couldn't save her quick enough
Get alien powers but turns you evil
You get rid of it but it moves on to someone else and now wants to kill you
Get another girlfriend, but she keeps screwing with you
Sell your marriage to the devil and erase all of your relationship history
Your aunt is getting older and her health is declining

On top of that, most of his problems is his fault. For a smart kid, he's dumb as well

X-Men’s story is still more grim because they all live under the constant inevitability of complete extermination that they’re trying to miraculously avoid.

 

[Marzupial]

It's based on black people so yeah

 

[parallax]

Read House of X and powers of 10 currently out.

All mutants doing is winning. Everybody put all they beefs aside and got on the same page. Charles and magneto working together. They got Mr.Sinster working for em. The X-Men get sabertooth out of jail by getting his ass a lawyer. They probably gonna team up with apocalypse. Its beautiful to see.
It's the best X-Men comic in at least 10 years.

None of that gay Iceman shyt they been doing.

ehhh.

Spoiler

with cypher potentially fukking krakoa, and sinister definetely fukking mutant kind, lets see

It's based on black people so yeah

loosely. and it hasnt been that for a long time now

 

[Standing on business]

Batman is the worst


He has no powers and gets constantly harassed by a man who has a lifetime supply of Mac makeup.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

X-Men’s story is still more grim because they all live under the constant inevitability of complete extermination that they’re trying to miraculously avoid.

Xmen can catch a stray bullet from the bad guys and the good guys any day of the week