Xbox = Obama types, Sony = Republicans and their "boys" who tap dance to get jiggy with it

[courtdog]

I was in the hood today, the hood hood.
The type of hood where I thought about clutching my purse, and I don't even have a purse
Cuz I'm a man, a mans man. But I had a moment for a second. Just a moment

So anywayz, we choppin' it up. And the convo turns into videogames. Of course the convo leads to 2K
Now judging off stereotypes. What possibly racist conclusion do you come to in this scenario?
Will the Hood say they gaming on the PS4? XB1? X360 or PS3 perhaps?
I know one of you thinking the DreamStation
I'm gonna give you 10sec to guess what you think the majority of the hood said...


























































































Most of them was talking about 2k15 on the Xbox One
A couple had the 360 version. When I asked about the PS4 if anybody played on that?
They was like Man, what we look like? Some uppity nikkaz
Then basically broke it down by saying how only some c00n ass nikkaz rock with that system
How it wasn't poppin in the "hood". I told them I didn't really know too many nikkaz with it either
But then mentioned about how online, more people on this website I be on ride with sony
The hood said, and I quote.... "Man, real nikkaz don't statistically be online on forums like that, ya feel me? So you most likely surrounded by, some uppity ass polar bear nikkaz"

I then thought of Rekka on his c00n pilgrimage.
I thought of lardass talking about playing Persona with winb in their draws together
I thought of Mowgli professing his love for PC thus making his previous "The Life" persona just a nerds dream
And while all the obvious was right there looking me in the face
I needed to hear it from the Hood to solidify what I always knew

Spoiler

Greener Side

 

[Neil Tyson]

You wanna play Bloodborne? Oh yeah.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Seriously breh how are you a gamer and stick to an inferior system?

 

[Blackout]

 

[chemicalsword]

Bloodborne got that blood boiling
and it should.....

 

[PS5 Pro]

You wanna play Bloodborne? Oh yeah.

Nah bruh, I don't. I'm in the hood, see
Now, you calling yourself MostInfamous but you not hood bruh.
So thats creepy as a muthafukka for a nikka to live in a House, then walks out in his draws to his driveway to pick up the paper while calling himself MostInfamous. A nikka like that is probably a regiestered sex offender
Your Avi furthers the point of the non "hoodness" of your entire being. And since you rep Toronto
Well, we all know what happened to Drake. So basically what I'm saying is you the type to get stole on :ez:

Seriously breh how are you a gamer and stick to an inferior system?

Bruh, My system is cloud powered. You got one of them iffy Avi's as well. So I don't think you could even game in the hood bruh. You probably suck at 2K. And I see you reppin River City. That don't sound gangsta
We all thinking River City Ransom which was fun, but was very non intimidating. Like some West Side Story nikkaz with knives. You probably go to a Yoga class 3x a week, perfectly fitting in with what the hood thinks about PS4 gamers

7Revo, I'm not even gonna go in on your Avi, where you rep, your bootleg ass team
Because your sig says you don't chase women...sounds like answer to the question "What is something you would hear a faq say"
Like, if this was family feud my nikka? The survey would say that was the #1 answer
But don't hate me, its a survey bruh

 

[chemicalsword]

hood nikkas don't be using "statistically" or talking to random nikkas wearing goofy green hats.
I'm calling

 

[XII]

On the coli: Courtdog went to the hood (or the hood hood ) where everyone just so happened to:

Talk like him

Use his catchphrases

and agree with all his oddball opinions


Reality: Court got his custom Luigi kufi knocked into orbit

and limped back down to the library to type up these ducktales

 

[Blackout]

7Revo, I'm not even gonna go in on your Avi, where you rep, your bootleg ass team
Because your sig says you don't chase women... sounds like answer to the question "What is something you would hear a faq say"
Like, if this was family feud my nikka? The survey would say that was the #1 answer
Don't hate me, its a survey bruh

There is no need to chase when a chick truly likes you

 

[chemicalsword]

Reality: Court got his custom Luigi kufi knocked into orbit

and limped back down to the library to type up these ducktales

 

[PS5 Pro]

hood nikkas don't be using "statistically" or talking to random nikkas wearing goofy green hats.
I'm calling

So "statistically" in your mind would be considered a "big word" in the Hood bruh?


I can't make this shyt up ladies and gentleman

Then the yes massa/cracka c/s

 

[Maddmike]

I was in the hood today, the hood hood.
The type of hood where I thought about clutching my purse, and I don't even have a purse
Cuz I'm a man, a mans man. But I had a moment for a second. Just a moment

So anywayz, we choppin' it up. And the convo turns into videogames. Of course the convo leads to 2K
Now judging off stereotypes. What possibly racist conclusion do you come to in this scenario?
Will the Hood say they gaming on the PS4? XB1? X360 or PS3 perhaps?
I know one of you thinking the DreamStation
I'm gonna give you 10sec to guess what you think the majority of the hood said...


























































































Most of them was talking about 2k15 on the Xbox One
A couple had the 360 version. When I asked about the PS4 if anybody played on that?
They was like Man, what we look like? Some uppity nikkaz
Then basically broke it down by saying how only some c00n ass nikkaz rock with that system
How it wasn't poppin in the "hood". I told them I didn't really know too many nikkaz with it either
But then mentioned about how online, more people on this website I be on ride with sony
The hood said, and I quote.... "Man, real nikkaz don't statistically be online on forums like that, ya feel me? So you most likely surrounded by, some uppity ass polar bear nikkaz"

I then thought of Rekka on his c00n pilgrimage.
I thought of lardass talking about playing Persona with winb in their draws together
I thought of Mowgli professing his love for PC thus making his previous "The Life" persona just a nerds dream
And while all the obvious was right there looking me in the face
I needed to hear it from the Hood to solidify what I always knew

Spoiler

Greener Side

I always agree with most of what you post, but nikka after that I'm convinced you need some help

 

[chemicalsword]

So "statistically" in your mind would be considered a "big word" in the Hood bruh?


I can't make this shyt up ladies and gentleman

Then the yes massa/cracka c/s

no goofy nikka in my reality my peoples don't talk like you just typed.
but I think you weird as hell so ain't no telling what you think hood hood is....

 

[PS5 Pro]

I always agree with most of what you post, but nikka after that I'm convinced you need some help

Lighten up Maddmike, you gotta learn to smell the roses

no goofy nikka in my reality my peoples don't talk like you just typed.
but I think you weird as hell so ain't no telling what you think hood hood is....

Look at this nikka talking like he the authority of how a nikka in the hood can speak
No nikka from the HOOD I ever been in repped some whiteboy with bloody hands as an Avi
And you got a PS4? You must be friends with Tyrone, so you feel like you got a Hood pass now?
nikka, winter is not coming. You need to update your whole thought process because you not hood man
Let me check your PSn shyt.... uh huh. This nikka plays and I quote..
The Witcher 3 (Not a single negro in sight)
The Wolf amongst us
MLB15
Borderlands
Bloodborne
Middle-earth
Destiny
The Order
Persona 4: Golden Vita
Little Big Planet 3
Dragon Age
Welcome Park?

Long story short, a bunch of cracka games. Games nobody in the Hood has even heard of
Whats uh MLB my nikka? Welcome park? Are you a transvestite? Stop this hood act right now

 

[Zebruh]

lol