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shyt is hilarious I'm loving it recapping how you whooped you friends ass all at the same time putting down his teams peformance. Well done Yahoo 
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shyt is hilarious I'm loving it recapping how you whooped you friends ass all at the same time putting down his teams peformance. Well done Yahoo
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Recap from one of my leagues:
AndTheChampWillBeMe (1-0) beat WHales Of Passion (0-1) 117.60 - 82.82 in a matchup with several lead changes. They were led by Matt Forte who had 19.50 points. WHales Of Passion scored first and went into Sunday in front 12.80 - 0. That advantage slipped away after the early Sunday games and they trailed by 32.10. After the late Sunday games, the lead went back the other way 82.82 - 76.90. Thanks to 15.20 points from Ben Roethlisberger, Sunday night ended with AndTheChampWillBeMe on top.
AndTheChampWillBeMe Smooth Moves
The 19.50 points scored by Matt Forte was the seventh-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
AndTheChampWillBeMe saw the majority of their starters (7 of 10) beat their projected point total.
With 16.00 points, BenJarvus Green-Ellis beat his 9.32 projected point total by a team-leading 71.7%.
The 15.00 points scored by the Houston Texans Defense outpaced their 11.46-point scoring projection by 30.9%.
All three of the starting RBs scored above their projected points.
WHales Of Passion Regret Tracker
Did not start Ronnie Brown, who underachieved but still scored more than any RB on the team with 5.60 points against a projected 7.97.
DeAngelo Williams had the lowest point total in the matchup with 0.90 points.
WHales Of Passion got outscored 15.00 - 4.00 by AndTheChampWillBeMe at the DEF position.
WHales Of Passion fell short at the K position, getting outscored 11.00 - 3.00 by AndTheChampWillBeMe.
Of the 10 starters on WHales Of Passion, 7 underperformed versus their projections.
What If
AndTheChampWillBeMe would have beaten eight other teams besides WHales Of Passion this week.
If AndTheChampWillBeMe had scored 29.93 more points, they would have beaten all teams in the league this week.
WHales Of Passion would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
WHales Of Passion would have needed an additional 64.71 points to beat all teams in the league this week.
Game Notes
Even though WHales Of Passion lost, they had two players score higher than the leading scorer for AndTheChampWillBeMe.
The 34.78-point win by AndTheChampWillBeMe beat the 5.00-point spread.
WHales Of Passion got 2.30 points from their RBs this week, the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
The best group of RBs in the league this week was on AndTheChampWillBeMe, which got 49.50 points from the position.
The margin of victory was the second-largest in the league this week.
WHales Of Passion lost, but Aaron Rodgers played well, scoring 23.82 points to rank seventh in the league in scoring.
In the loss, Andre Johnson had the fifth-highest WR score in the league this week with 21.90 points.
In the loss, Michael Crabtree scored 11.10 points against a projected 8.46 and exceeded his scoring projection by 31.2%.
AndTheChampWillBeMe (1-0) beat WHales Of Passion (0-1) 117.60 - 82.82 in a matchup with several lead changes. They were led by Matt Forte who had 19.50 points. WHales Of Passion scored first and went into Sunday in front 12.80 - 0. That advantage slipped away after the early Sunday games and they trailed by 32.10. After the late Sunday games, the lead went back the other way 82.82 - 76.90. Thanks to 15.20 points from Ben Roethlisberger, Sunday night ended with AndTheChampWillBeMe on top.
AndTheChampWillBeMe Smooth Moves
The 19.50 points scored by Matt Forte was the seventh-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
AndTheChampWillBeMe saw the majority of their starters (7 of 10) beat their projected point total.
With 16.00 points, BenJarvus Green-Ellis beat his 9.32 projected point total by a team-leading 71.7%.
The 15.00 points scored by the Houston Texans Defense outpaced their 11.46-point scoring projection by 30.9%.
All three of the starting RBs scored above their projected points.
WHales Of Passion Regret Tracker
Did not start Ronnie Brown, who underachieved but still scored more than any RB on the team with 5.60 points against a projected 7.97.
DeAngelo Williams had the lowest point total in the matchup with 0.90 points.
WHales Of Passion got outscored 15.00 - 4.00 by AndTheChampWillBeMe at the DEF position.
WHales Of Passion fell short at the K position, getting outscored 11.00 - 3.00 by AndTheChampWillBeMe.
Of the 10 starters on WHales Of Passion, 7 underperformed versus their projections.
What If
AndTheChampWillBeMe would have beaten eight other teams besides WHales Of Passion this week.
If AndTheChampWillBeMe had scored 29.93 more points, they would have beaten all teams in the league this week.
WHales Of Passion would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
WHales Of Passion would have needed an additional 64.71 points to beat all teams in the league this week.
Game Notes
Even though WHales Of Passion lost, they had two players score higher than the leading scorer for AndTheChampWillBeMe.
The 34.78-point win by AndTheChampWillBeMe beat the 5.00-point spread.
WHales Of Passion got 2.30 points from their RBs this week, the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
The best group of RBs in the league this week was on AndTheChampWillBeMe, which got 49.50 points from the position.
The margin of victory was the second-largest in the league this week.
WHales Of Passion lost, but Aaron Rodgers played well, scoring 23.82 points to rank seventh in the league in scoring.
In the loss, Andre Johnson had the fifth-highest WR score in the league this week with 21.90 points.
In the loss, Michael Crabtree scored 11.10 points against a projected 8.46 and exceeded his scoring projection by 31.2%.
Heelmatic
The Carolina Blueprint
The Whole F'n Show (1-0) 187.78
BryantJhnsnMooreBush (0-1) 164.87
The Whole F'n Show logged the highest point total this week and beat BryantJhnsnMooreBush 187.78 -164.87. Each team hit their projections but The Whole F'n Show scored 24.2% more than a projected 151.15 points to get the win. The Baltimore Ravens Defense led BryantJhnsnMooreBush with 25.07 points while Brandon Marshall brought in 22.40. The Whole F'n Show starts the campaign with a 1-0 record, good enough for first place. BryantJhnsnMooreBush debuts at 0-1 and in sixth place.
The Whole F'n Show Smooth Moves
With 17.00 points, Matt Bryant had the highest score for a K in the league this week. The 33.88 points scored by Michael Vick ranked sixth in the league this week. 10 of the 11 starters on The Whole F'n Show exceeded their projected points. Ray Rice scored 22.80 points, which ranked fourth out of all the RBs in the league this week. Demaryius Thomas had the third-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 22.50 points.
BryantJhnsnMooreBush Regret Tracker
Missed an opportunity by leaving Peyton Manning on the bench. He scored 27.42 points, the eighth-highest score in the league this week. Made a mistake in not starting Stevan Ridley, who ranked ninth in the league in scoring and topped his scoring projection by 210.1%, the second-highest percentage in the league. The Whole F'n Show won the K position battle, beating BryantJhnsnMooreBush 17.00 - 6.00. 6 of the starters on BryantJhnsnMooreBush scored less than their projected points. Garrett Hartley fell short of his scoring projection with 6.00 points, just 54.8% of his projected 10.95.
What If
The Whole F'n Show would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week. The Whole F'n Show would have had to score 68.47 fewer points to lose to all teams in the league this week. In addition to The Whole F'n Show, BryantJhnsnMooreBush would have lost to just one other team this week. If BryantJhnsnMooreBush had scored 45.56 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.
Game Notes
The Whole F'n Show won by 22.91 points, covering the 9.90-point spread. The margin of victory of 22.91 points was the second-highest margin in the league this week. With 164.87 points, BryantJhnsnMooreBush had the highest losing score in the league this week. Brandon Marshall was on the losing team, but still had the fourth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 22.40 points. In the loss, Calvin Johnson had the 10th-highest WR score in the league this week with 17.10 points. Jermichael Finley put up the fourth-best TE score in the league with 14.20 points this week. The 54.90 points put up by the RBs on The Whole F'n Show was the second-highest combined score by a team's RBs this week. Although BryantJhnsnMooreBush lost, the Baltimore Ravens Defense played well, bringing in 59.8% more points than was projected (25.07 points against a projected 15.69).
BryantJhnsnMooreBush (0-1) 164.87
The Whole F'n Show logged the highest point total this week and beat BryantJhnsnMooreBush 187.78 -164.87. Each team hit their projections but The Whole F'n Show scored 24.2% more than a projected 151.15 points to get the win. The Baltimore Ravens Defense led BryantJhnsnMooreBush with 25.07 points while Brandon Marshall brought in 22.40. The Whole F'n Show starts the campaign with a 1-0 record, good enough for first place. BryantJhnsnMooreBush debuts at 0-1 and in sixth place.
The Whole F'n Show Smooth Moves
With 17.00 points, Matt Bryant had the highest score for a K in the league this week. The 33.88 points scored by Michael Vick ranked sixth in the league this week. 10 of the 11 starters on The Whole F'n Show exceeded their projected points. Ray Rice scored 22.80 points, which ranked fourth out of all the RBs in the league this week. Demaryius Thomas had the third-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 22.50 points.
BryantJhnsnMooreBush Regret Tracker
Missed an opportunity by leaving Peyton Manning on the bench. He scored 27.42 points, the eighth-highest score in the league this week. Made a mistake in not starting Stevan Ridley, who ranked ninth in the league in scoring and topped his scoring projection by 210.1%, the second-highest percentage in the league. The Whole F'n Show won the K position battle, beating BryantJhnsnMooreBush 17.00 - 6.00. 6 of the starters on BryantJhnsnMooreBush scored less than their projected points. Garrett Hartley fell short of his scoring projection with 6.00 points, just 54.8% of his projected 10.95.
What If
The Whole F'n Show would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week. The Whole F'n Show would have had to score 68.47 fewer points to lose to all teams in the league this week. In addition to The Whole F'n Show, BryantJhnsnMooreBush would have lost to just one other team this week. If BryantJhnsnMooreBush had scored 45.56 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.
Game Notes
The Whole F'n Show won by 22.91 points, covering the 9.90-point spread. The margin of victory of 22.91 points was the second-highest margin in the league this week. With 164.87 points, BryantJhnsnMooreBush had the highest losing score in the league this week. Brandon Marshall was on the losing team, but still had the fourth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 22.40 points. In the loss, Calvin Johnson had the 10th-highest WR score in the league this week with 17.10 points. Jermichael Finley put up the fourth-best TE score in the league with 14.20 points this week. The 54.90 points put up by the RBs on The Whole F'n Show was the second-highest combined score by a team's RBs this week. Although BryantJhnsnMooreBush lost, the Baltimore Ravens Defense played well, bringing in 59.8% more points than was projected (25.07 points against a projected 15.69).
Mr Hate Coffee
Veteran
Thrashers clobbered Floyd 183.18 - 102.50 while also putting up the highest point total this week. Thrashers piled up 41.0% more points than projected (129.93) while Floyd failed to live up to expectations and got just 77.0% of their projected 133.15 points. Matthew Stafford led Floyd with 27.80 points while LeSean McCoy brought in 12.60. Thrashers starts the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for first place. Floyd opens at 0-1 and in ninth place.
Thrashers Smooth Moves
Added Matt Bryant, who exceeded his scoring projection by a matchup-leading 113.6%.
The Houston Texans Defense was the highest-scoring DEF in the league this week with 24.00 points.
Tony Romo ranked second in the league in scoring with 40.08 points.
10 of the 12 starters on Thrashers exceeded their projected points.
Arian Foster had the sixth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 19.50 points.
Floyd Regret Tracker
What If
Thrashers would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week. Thrashers would have had to score 83.97 fewer points to lose to all teams in the league this week.
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Thrashers Smooth Moves
Added Matt Bryant, who exceeded his scoring projection by a matchup-leading 113.6%.
The Houston Texans Defense was the highest-scoring DEF in the league this week with 24.00 points.
Tony Romo ranked second in the league in scoring with 40.08 points.
10 of the 12 starters on Thrashers exceeded their projected points.
Arian Foster had the sixth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 19.50 points.
Floyd Regret Tracker
What If
Thrashers would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
Thrashers would have had to score 83.97 fewer points to lose to all teams in the league this week. was just bout to come in here to post this