Yall barbers gonna learn to stop pushing hairlines back! He told the wrong man that his hairline was receding and it wasn’t his clippers!

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She at the altar like:
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I remember the worst haircut I ever got. Shyt was a comedy skit. I was young and that was the first time I learned to NEVER go to the barber that stands outside soliciting customers while the barbershop is full of people waiting :mjlol:

You can FEEL when a barber pushes your shyt back. I’m sitting in the chair like I’ve never felt a cool breeze that high up on my head before :jbhmm:

As he spun me around in the chair, I watched one by one, the expression change on the people’s faces that were waiting. I saw every single coli smiley.

:huhldup::picard::gladbron::whoa::dahell::skip::mjtf::damn::scusthov::francis::scust::dead::umad:

I knew I was cooked when other barbers walked up to him giving him advice on how to “fix it” without him even asking:mjlol:
 

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Damn my boy crashed out, he lost his temper and wasn’t even thinking about the fact that there may be a camera in the shop. The barber was also being passively aggressive by lowkey stoking the shyt, and almost got his ass zipped up. Even without priors, he’s definitely going to prison and if he has any violent felonies, this may be a life or might as well be type of sentence.
 

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Damn my boy crashed out, he lost his temper and wasn’t even thinking about the fact that there may be a camera in the shop. The barber was also being passively aggressive by lowkey stoking the shyt, and almost got his ass zipped up. Even without priors, he’s definitely going to prison and if he has any violent felonies, this may be a life or might as well be type of sentence.

Bro kept saying you lucky " I don't want to go back ".so he has priors and been locked up recently..
Dude also dumb for thinking he was ONLY going back for pulling the trigger.
 
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Look man I’m not gonna lie to y’all. I’ve been laughing my ass off watching this video the past few days. Every ltime I come back and watch it, especially the part when the dude comes back with a gun. I be on the floor laughing. :russ: :russ: :russ:
 

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Look man I’m not gonna lie to y’all. I’ve been laughing my ass off watching this video the past few days. Every ltime I come back and watch it, especially the part when the dude comes back with a gun. I be on the floor laughing. :russ: :russ: :russ:

You trolling or white..that's when the video isn't funny at all!!

Potentially murdering another black man, traumatizing kids and even them catching a stray bullet is ESPECIALLY funny??
Mods, come on y'all!!
 
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My friend shared this on Facebook yesterday...

I'm going to say the same thing I said on there about how the way this man reacted, all because of a haircut/shape-up, is ridiculous, and I don't think it's funny, especially with kids in the shop, he could've killed everybody in there with the way he was rampaging.

Clearly, he's got a lot of stress on his mind, but still, you're gonna kill a man over a shape-up that'll grow back in a few days or a week, tops.

I could only imagine how he'll react when he starts to go bald, he'd probably commit suicide with that same gun :martin:.
 

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My friend shared this on Facebook yesterday...

I'm going to say the same thing I said on there about how the way this man reacted, all because of a haircut/shape-up, is ridiculous, and I don't think it's funny, especially with kids in the shop, he could've killed everybody in there with the way he was rampaging.

Clearly, he's got a lot of stress on his mind, but still, you're gonna kill a man over a shape-up that'll grow back in a few days or a week, tops.

I could only imagine how he'll react when he starts to go bald, he'd probably commit suicide with that same gun :martin:.

How far would he take it if they zeeked his mustache?

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Naw my one horror story tho which was what inspired me to have two barbers. First day at a new school, high school at that, my nikka had me talkin with a chick prior so that when I get there I had some motion. So my regular barber wasn’t at the shop. So I went to the shop my nikka go to and went to his barber. I used to get the Frobe shapeup so I told the nikka the same shyt I would tell my barber. Shape up the fro and line me up.

By the time the nikka was done I was looking like Steve Harvey n shyt. I ain’t wanna chop it off cuz I was planning on growing it out more. Needless to say, I was Mr. Hightower for a few weeks. When I saw ol girl at lunch she was fluke as shyt and when she saw me I was lookin like a pastor so shyt was DOA anyway.
 
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