a nikka went to buy strawberries and kiwis today with only $10.61 on my card
Strawberries were 5.99
Kiwis were 4.99
i'm thinkin "we outchea

"
then in the line my heart sank and i remembered some bullshyt called "TAXES"

. shyt, i wasn't sure if i had enough but i was like we'll see

.....
Cashier rings it up and it's $11.33. BRUH

. i had a heart attack.
Then she asked if i had a rewards card....then i remembered i could save some money wit that
But i didn't have one

....so i say, "no....could you scan one for me though?

"
cashier did it for ya boy happily. "sure!

"
*beep!* (scanned). New total: $10.99

i'm just thinkin i gotta get the fuk out of this line and try to save face so i pull out my gucci wallet and was like "ooooh shyt

.....i forgot my other card in my car. i'll be right back"
Cashier was all "oh i'm sorry, your card got rejected?

"
i said "

. naw, i just forgot my card in the car. Be right back

"
a nikka cant ever go back to that grocery store EVER again
