Y’all ever had to run from somebody cuz of some p*ssy??

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Could be her nikka, her parents, the cops shyt even dog

I was fukkin wit this one spanish joint when I was 18

I had been in college at the time and she lived in my home city

Around the time my spring semester ended, her dad died. Her whole fam left US for the funeral so I was waiting on this joint for some time even when I came back home

I get off work like 2 am one night when she come back to America, I go home and change then pull her up to her spot

Breh, I was in that pwussy actin a donkey :noah:

nikka I was in that joint moaning and groaning like a bytch, I ain’t clap this joint in a year so nikkas gotta cut me sum slack :whoa:

I’m pounding then U hear a knock on the door
:whoo:

Her mom is behind the door speakin spanish soundin hysterical talkin bout she havin nightmares (shoutout Spanish 2) and needs her daughter to open the door :huhldup:

Shawty is buying time but now her brothers and sisters waking up

I’m thinkin of a place to hide, I’m too big for her closet and nikka i seen a roach under the bytch bed earlier so that was definitely wasn’t happenin :gucci:

I’m like fukk it I’m bout to jump, her crib had 3 stories but this one of those situations that it woulda been best to avoid the mother

her husband just died, idek how emotionally stable this women is and at 18 I knew if this lady spazzed and hit me I might knock her ass out and go to prison for trespassing + assault :whoa:


I ain’t never jump from no shyt so high before so I had to give myself a lil pep talk and jus do that bytch

I sit on the ledge like this
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Set my phone down next to me and then jump

fall damage I took was too vicious… I didn’t even kno that shyt was real I thought it was just in video games :mindblown:

I ain’t have no time to bytch over the pain tho cuz her mom fasho came sprinting after me but cmon y’all nikkas think a Spanish woman catchin me:mjlol:

she chase me to the neighbor crib but when she see that second gear she took her azz back to the crib

Breh I’m jus thinkin in my head how big of an L I took, and how I can never show my face at that crib again, then I go to the whip and realize I left my phone on her window ledge :francis:


p*ssy was def worth it tho would prolly do it again :mjlit:

but yea I kno im not the only nikka that’s had to run talk to me brehs:feedme:
 

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hid in the shower praying her pops didn't clock my timbs downstairs, I got lucky and he was in a rush tho so no running necessary:yeshrug:
 

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I literally just watched House Party before clicking on this thread.

The scene when Kid ran out of Gina's house when her parents got home.

He put the dog on the barbecue grill and put the lid on top, because it was barking. :mjlol: No way a scene like that would fly nowadays :mjlol:
 
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Me and my boy were 15/14 at the time trying to fukk these two cousins. Lafesha and Gabrielle.

The parents were gone and they told us to come over. Dirt roads type neighborhood.

We had walked all the way there, like two miles or so.

We both hit our respective broads and we got done and my boy and I convened outside of the rooms and came up with the bright idea to see if these hoes would switch :yeshrug:

We brought it up and ... they were down :mjlit:

So we were about to start after chilling for a bit then we seen lights pulling into the driveway:sadcam:

Keep in mind, the father comes from a long line of killers, whole family in the streets (which is how we knew these hoes). We wasnt takin no damn chances :usure:

Parents start coming in through the side door, me and my boy run out the front door and wouldve made a football coach proud with how fast we ran :mjlol:

Like ten years later, I'm working at 911 dispatch. I get hundreds of calls in a short moment, turns out theres a funeral for a young man where the family members suspected the murderer was present AT THE FUNERAL! One of them kills the suspected murderer and everyone scatters (that's when I started getting the calls). They didnt get anyone that day.

The next few days, detectives kept coming into our center with suspect info on the retaliating murderer with his photo and everything.

It was the father. :francis:
 
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Nah. I mean I get it but im a proud man and my pride wouldn't let me put myself in a position where I had to run. I always made women come to me if they had a situation at home rather than me go to them and have to jump out a window

I'll be dammed if Imma be climbing through windows :bryan:

Nah nicca not me not even for @Booksnrain fine ass.
 

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Back in Jr high met this nice jawn with some big ass tities and a cutie.. She lives in the west side of the Bronx near 163rd and grand concourse… Anyway she wanted me to come over to her crib(mistake 1 but I was a young cat) We settle on a day and I cut school that day to head over to her crib.. man I was licking on them tities immediately.. I was def about score when her older brother knocked on the door :dahell: broad never told me she had a brother, dude barges in and caught red handed with his sister t*ts in my mouth.. That nikka grabbed me up by my shirt and took me outside down stairs in front of the building and talking mad shyt.. I was legit shook because he still had me rung up by the front of my shirt.. I had to think quick and once we was outside I gave that nikka a quick 2 piece to the jaw and dipped… Him and his peoples chased me from the west side all the way to Morris Ave before they turned around and I still kept running until I got home..

Biggest life lesson taught at an early age by experience never go over a chics house.. bring her to yours at least you on your turf…

Many brehs lost their lives thinking shyt was sweet going to a chics house
 
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Was fukking this white girl on an air mattress and some tall red nikka came in and said “you gonna cheat on me with him”:mjtf: I ran out the apartment…funny thing is the condoms she had on deck where to tight on my meat:russ:
 
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