Yall ever made a bad first impression?

[Wildin]

I went to my boys crib back in the day and he had a entrance at the back of the house where you go downstairs then enter into a living room. I'm like 17 or so I'm coming down the stairs and I start spitting "I have dreams of fukkIN an r&b bytch like Mya when I saw that ASS on the front of that king." I turned into the room as I finished those bars









Now I expected my boy to just be chilling an finish out the verse but nah it was him, his mom, her 2 older aunts and one of their husbands and son or someone all sittin

My boy:

His mom:

One of the older women

The other older woman

The older men were like and

Needless to say it took me twice as long to earn their good graces.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

every time i meet somebody. #heellife

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

yeah i remember meeting this broad on a dating site like plenty of fish....nice looking ..tig ole tittays

her parents were RICH...she was a few credits away from her Bachelors degree.....own place..own whip...a job....she was the one!!!

anyway she said she was gonna cook dinner for me and that since i had to work in the morning i could spend the night...........

i was like YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...dinner and puzzy on the first date.....

well for some reason ....during this time i forgot to take something for my Acid Reflux which was starting to kick in hard that evening...

met her at the door.......she greeted me ..nice place...looked like her photo....and led me to the kitchen...............

she had this rib eye steak with all the servings...rice....veggies...it looked good

until after 2 bites..the MEAT ALTHOUGH IT WAS COOKED WELL was hard for me to digest........i had to run to the bathroom I JUST START THROWING UP...i mean she kept asking if i was okay...

and i mean i threw up for like 15 straight.......came back out she look disgusted.......my eyes was bloodshot red..i was sweating .....

she had that "I AIN'T FUKKING YOUR SICK AZZ" look..so i left and went home..she never text or called me again