Yall ever pickpocket someone? Got this mark twice...

[SleezyBigSlim]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

even put a reference to that “my homie spinned me around like a beyblade” thread

quality posting is an artform...

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i don't know why it took me so long to get into spin threads.
they are fun as fukk when inspiration hits.
sorry to all the posters who's woes i'm gonna use as a scaffold
for my imagination to cover with nonsense.

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[Scaaar]

 

[King]

I was literally rotating this man's essence in
the streets.

OP a different breed

 

[cheek100]

He just came out of the club, all by himself still dancing and shyt.

it was at this point i knew

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

it was at this point i knew

i'm just getting my groove on...

 

[Killigraphy]

I had a ho I knew turtle dove a dude blind. Whenever she would go to fukk or hangout with him, he would pass out and leave with a piece of jewelry or some money. Best feeling in the world.

 

[King]

So I was in San Diego a few months ago and decide to hit up the clubs.
shyt was fire, but by the end of the night I was feeling like hittin a lick.
I bounce and just start walking around outside and I immediately focus
on this clown ass looking herb. He aint paying attention to nothin, phone
hangin out his back pocket too...bet.

I roll up behind him and lightly tug at the phone, I'm thinking it can't be this
easy. I'm not sure if he even felt me touch the phone so I brush up against his
hip with my hand and he still don't do shyt. Went around and did the same thing
on the other side. I forgot about the phone at this point and was basically
molesting this man as he walked down the street. I must have rubbed his shoulder
3 or 4 times for a couple of seconds each time and this dude just absorbed it.
Eventually stopped fukking around and took the phone. shyt was wild.

Fast forward 2 weeks and I'm in San Diego again, this time I'm with some friends
and who do I see? Yup, that same dude I was groping last time I was here...
and he got a new phone hanging out his back pocket. Bet.

He just came out of the club, all by himself still dancing and shyt. Me and my boys
approach him and start dancing too. My man was all about it. I pulled his hand over
his head and started spinning him, like I was literally rotating this man's essence in
the streets. My boys are dumbfounded but they keep bopping around to distract him.
after about 3 minutes of spinning, my arm was getting tired and It looked like he was
gonna puke so I just dipped him low and jacked his phone as I brought him back up.

We melted into the crowd after that leaving that nikka dazed and phoneless.
I legit think he likes this bullshyt.

Still one of the best spins of all time imo

“I was literally rotating this man’s essence in the streets”

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Still one of the best spins of all time imo

“I was literally rotating this man’s essence in the streets”

I be on some shyt...