Y'all ever seen a loved one or friend on "Cops?"

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This dude in the Navy. Will never forget. He was from Miami. His last name was Hannah. He was sloppy built like Oliver Miller.

He was a clown dude who loved to run his mouth. Always cracking corny jokes. One day we was sitting on the ship in our berthing area watching COPS. They are in Miami and the cops were trying to do a sting on this crack house.

A undercover pulled up to this chunky dude and asked him to buy some crack. When the camera zoomed in I was

:gladbron:. AIYOOOO YALL!! LOOK AT HANNAH!!!!:gladbron:

I owed him a joke cause he had got me earlier when he said I looked like a fudge dipped cookie :martin:

I timed it perfectly cause He had just walked in the room and the dude on COPS looked just like him. nikkas was :mjlol:

The chubby dude on COPS took the cops money and was walking towards the house.... I guess he either got spooked or somebody signaled him that they was cops or he was planning on dipping anyway.. the chubby kid took off running!!:cape:

All of sudden the cops are chasing him thru backyards but aiyo.... This fat kid had jets. He was ghost.. one of the few times I saw a breh get away on COPS. :ohhh:

We was dying and I'm pointing :umad: at Hannah cracking mad jokes. He was uncharacteristically quiet. :dame: and just took the jokes and left the room.

The next day he did not show up for morning muster...
:patrice:

Nor the following day.... We never saw him again. Eventually we found out. It WAS him on COPS. :ohhh:. He was on the run. The cops were looking for him hardbody cause of that and some other shyt he did. But they never had his real name. So he joined the Navy.. He had no criminal record cause he had never been caught but he knew if he stayed in Miami it was a wrap.

We was just joking that day... Had no idea it was really him but he got spooked and went awol. :ohhh:

They caught him three months later.:wow:
 
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