Y’all ever watch this film called Passengers with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence?

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I’d wake up 20 of these hoes at least :steviej:

they lived out a full life and died on the ship after repairing the reactor which was about to explode and planted some trees and shyt on board and the rest of the crew discovered it after waking up 90 years later




The part I didn't understand was why didn't he impregnate that ho?

The crew would have woke up to 3 generations of me running around that ship


Instead Chris Pratt gives them some tree trunks :dame:
 

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Plot: nikka wakes up from hyper sleep 90 years before reaching the off-world colony and everyone else is asleep. Breh gets lonely and wakes up Jennifer Lawrence so he can have someone’s guts to rearrange. She falls in love with him, then finds out he woke her up and loses her shyt.

Watched this film with my girl and she thought what Chris Pratt did was equivalent to rape, i.e. woke her up without consent so he could smash.

Would you have woken some hoes up if you were stranded on a spaceship for 90 years all by yourself? :jbhmm:
Hell yeah but I would have found a dime.

And she would've died in her sleep with the entire crew if he never woke her up.

The robot fakkit snitched on him.
 

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Plot: nikka wakes up from hyper sleep 90 years before reaching the off-world colony and everyone else is asleep. Breh gets lonely and wakes up Jennifer Lawrence so he can have someone’s guts to rearrange. She falls in love with him, then finds out he woke her up and loses her shyt.

Watched this film with my girl and she thought what Chris Pratt did was equivalent to rape, i.e. woke her up without consent so he could smash.

Would you have woken some hoes up if you were stranded on a spaceship for 90 years all by yourself? :jbhmm:
Should have told her “hos get woke up every night for sex B” :yeshrug:
 
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