Yall nikkas ever been to an Asian Massage Parlor
- Thread starter Smoke
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I'm going to one in a few
ALLiKNOWizPAIN
I Ain't Livin' Right
do they touch your dikk ?
onelastdeath
Banned
Yeah in 2012 
I was pretty happy
I was pretty happy 
I went to one in Philly on a Business trip
I fukked a prostitute and decided I wasnt done for the night so I went to an Asian spot...got the massage in the steamer suana joint and everythang...
She let me fukk but I couldnt bust cause I just nutted in the other hoe plus I hate fake titties.
For a moment in time I got off on paying women to fukk them when I was outta town working
I fukked a prostitute and decided I wasnt done for the night so I went to an Asian spot...got the massage in the steamer suana joint and everythang...
She let me fukk but I couldnt bust cause I just nutted in the other hoe plus I hate fake titties.
For a moment in time I got off on paying women to fukk them when I was outta town working
Sane
All Star
OPTiMO
SamsoniteMan
bruh... I got a bonus at work and had a little extra dough the other week, so said fukk it and went to one of these.
paid 40 upfront for the massage to some old Asian bytch. Im assuming she's basically the pimp. I go in, lay down and relax, then the actual "massage" lady comes in. She was pretty aight kinda decent enough. Started massaging me for like 1 min then took her fukkin pants off ask if I wanted the whole shabang. I say yeah but I only had 100 bucks that I wanted to spend. She dipped out and talked to who I assume was old lady pimp and came back and said it was ok. Im an attractive dude so I assume she prolly just wanted to fukk me anyways. This chick turns me around and starts doming me up when all out of nowhere she tries to stick her finger in my a$$hole bruh... like... nah. I had to explain to her in clear words to not do that. it was weird as fukk.
anyways after that it was cool, but watch out for those bytches trying to stick fingers up your a$$hole man. maybe it's a culture thing.
paid 40 upfront for the massage to some old Asian bytch. Im assuming she's basically the pimp. I go in, lay down and relax, then the actual "massage" lady comes in. She was pretty aight kinda decent enough. Started massaging me for like 1 min then took her fukkin pants off ask if I wanted the whole shabang. I say yeah but I only had 100 bucks that I wanted to spend. She dipped out and talked to who I assume was old lady pimp and came back and said it was ok. Im an attractive dude so I assume she prolly just wanted to fukk me anyways. This chick turns me around and starts doming me up when all out of nowhere she tries to stick her finger in my a$$hole bruh... like... nah. I had to explain to her in clear words to not do that. it was weird as fukk.
anyways after that it was cool, but watch out for those bytches trying to stick fingers up your a$$hole man. maybe it's a culture thing.
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Taadow
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SamsoniteMan
I couldn't make this shyt up man
