Yall nikkas ever been to an Asian Massage Parlor

[NSSVO]

yes

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

Went to one up in Doraville today. Saw a spot and aint had shyt to do, so i said fukk it and went in. There was a old ass Asian couple at the front desk, and soon as I walk in they say "you want furr body?" I'm like and she said go to the first room on the reft and wait. So I'm in there and some chinese broad opens the door and says "take off crothes" and then she closed the door. So I strip down to my boxers and chill. She came back like 5 minutes later and was saying 50 dollars for 60 minutes. I'm like cool, so she starts. It was a dope ass massage and much better than I expected. I damn near fell asleep because the shyt felt so good. I was thinking she was gonna start jacking me off but she didn't. So I pulled my joint out and hit her with the . She was acting like she couldn't but I said I got 20 if you do. So, she finished me off. Felt good as hell with the hot oil she was using. Overall a good experience. Prolly wouldn't do it again but nice experience.

that spot must of been fairly professional then acting like she couldnt? i didnt even have to ask the bytch to finnish me off even said "ooo you crum a lot" when i nuttedpaid an extra 40 bucks extra for it tho my boy says they do that to people that are new and i could of haggled it down to 20 with ease

 

[Brew]

there used to be a great one called the Peking like right outside the east side of chicago by the indiana border

me and one of my boys stopped there on a drunken night and i got to choose my asian, they were all hot too

massaged, sucked and fukked for like $60

there's probably still sum good ones in chicago but i don't know where they are and haven't heard nuthin from the homies

 

[CASHAPP]

there used to be a great one called the Peking like right outside the east side of chicago by the indiana border

me and one of my boys stopped there on a drunken night and i got to choose my asian, they were all hot too

massaged, sucked and fukked for like $60

there's probably still sum good ones in chicago but i don't know where they are and haven't heard nuthin from the homies

this had to be ages ago in the 90s or something breh

average price is actualy $60 for a massage and table shower but you gotta pay extra like $80 to $100 to get sucked and fukk

i assume because the white guys drove the price up and made everyone have to pay that now

 

[joeychizzle]

he was in one of them VIP parlors getting domed up when all of a sudden there was a flashlight and a gun in his face with his pants down

ain't even let breh finish

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Soooooo yeaaaaah, just had my first experience at a South African massage joint. Two words: GAME CHANGER! Didn't even go for the happy ending or nothing. Ran a half marathon yesterday and a brotha was sore as shyt yung. Researches on Google at work most of the day until I found one by the crib.

Joint is right next to the university so I'm thinking, "just in case I do want some tug luv, I'll go to this one." Stepped in and it was some fairly decent ones but it is spring break here. Room full of big booty african chicks but once I saw that "middle aged" Asian broad I was like and knew she was the one.

Sports/deep tissue massages are the wave brehs. fukk all that aromatherapy yoga massage bs. Get the one that's gonna have you squirming. Yung, when I say she hit a nerve in my foot , I let out the most feminine sounding fart ever my nikka. And she was aggressive. You could tell she had experience with this thang. bytch have Kevin McHale elbows which felt like a pointy lacrosse ball but somehow some way, I more aggressive she got, the better it felt. Let's just say I'm booked every 2 weeks for the next couple of months brehs