Ya'll notice automated customer service more cordial than humans :wtf:

[EQ.]

tried to pay a bill and ended up by the whole experience. First i called in and with hopes to talk to a live person and get my shyt sorted out but i ended up getting the run around from two dudes before having to deal with a loud ass female on the line. Didn't raise my voice just asked some relevant questions to my situation and i a get is " well i don't have that information, check with *so and so*"

EQ: " but you work in information, what i'm asking should not be outside your realm of knowledge"

Her: Well, i don't know, i can give you the number to *so and so*

EQ: i just called that number and he give me your number

Her: i don't know what he's doing over there and why he gave you this number but this a different department

EQ: So what does the information department do then

Her: Sir if you're gonna be rude then i cannot help you today

EQ: *hangs up*

I called later when i was less steamed and got the automated service, Hal9000 was friendly as fukk! Dude was thanking me and shyt, apologized for putting me on hold for 30 seconds even had some bossa nova playing in the background, i fukked up and pressed 0 by mistake

Hal9000: would you like me to put you through to a live customer service representative?

EQ: NO NOOO !

 

[Brandeezy]

Have you spoken to an automated customer service person that sounds like a human shyt is weird as fukk

 

[EQ.]

Have you spoken to an automated customer service person that sounds like a human shyt is weird as fukk

I'll take that 9/10 times instead of dealing with people who act like i'm buggin em. Don't they know the more they act like azzhole the more i want to deal with automated machines, they're digging their own graves handing out shytty service

 

[Easy-E]

Hal9000: would you like me to put you through to a live customer service representative?

EQ: NO NOOO !

 

[Broad Street Bully]

hal9000

 

[EQ.]

I stopped paying bills over the phone breh, straight online transactions since then

 

[Easy-E]

I stopped paying bills over the phone breh, straight online transactions since then

I could only imagine

I'm basically online and automated withdrawals with bills, but, the other time when I have to talk to someone, for something else...

Don't get me started on PC help being ppl who can't admit they can't fix the problem

After they suggest everything you already did, before the call: ".... Try, back up ur stuff and restore the computer to factory settings"

Me: Thank you, for ur help, I'll try something else...Goodbye