SirShaktus
Pro
Everytime a smash thread comes up the first page is always
"Nah, Im good"
"She's a vegan, that means she drinks a lot of soy milk and her breath stanks"
"Nah she lives 4 blocks from Madison Ave... traffic is crazy over there"
How you dont wanna tear that ass up?
How?
A) Got a nice body, but
in the face at best,B) Once you get past your mid twenties (or at least fukk your 1st Tumblr-ina feminist), you realize at some point (even if you trying for a one night fukk)... It's not worth the GOD. DAMN. HEADACHE.
C) This #MeToo shyt going on fukked the game up... It started off with good intentions, but it's now spiraling into getting a nikka on the Summerjam screen for likes... Because of some dikk she regretted taking.
D) Once you stop thinking with your dikk and follow the tried and true method of "Never stick your dikk in crazy," you never have to worry about getting your car keyed up because you liked that bytch's photo on IG AGAIN (even though she's your cuzzo and because she got her degree) or her standing over you with a kitchen knife threatening to cut your dikk off because your nature as a Taurus intrudes with her Scorpio nature (dealt with both situations IRL... Just not with consequences that serious, thank GOD.
)Trust me, breh.
Not.
Worth.
It.
