Yaw be lyin on yaws resume?
- Thread starter Schmoove
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I don't lie, I exaggerate 
Humor, breh. :belifoh:
Wait...people actually tell the 100% truth on their resume
Gully Bull
Love Sponge
I said I was in charge of the geographic coordination of all transportation vehicles for a multimillion dollar company. I was a shopping cart pusher at a grocery store 
When i did i lied my ass off. Every single person i know who has a different last name or who owns a business went down as a reference. Used to really sell myself typing all kinds of long drawn out bullshyt.
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
I don't lie, I exaggerate
hoodheronova
All Star
why would i give a resume to myself?
I always tell the story of a guy at a company I worked for in college who lied to the moon on his résumé, and when they called him for the job he said he made $30k more than what he actually did, and they offered him 12k on top of that figure.
He literally doubled his salary in a week, and he's been working there for years.
He literally doubled his salary in a week, and he's been working there for years.
I say, as long as you can speak well and are able to do the qualities you suggest on your resume, say whatever you'd like (within reason 
). I know some people who literally quadrupled their salary. The resume, networking, and verbal game afforded them the opportunity and they ran wit it.
). I know some people who literally quadrupled their salary. The resume, networking, and verbal game afforded them the opportunity and they ran wit it.