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I despise North Korea, all I've been reading was about defectors and the reeducation camps, the Kims are just Pol Pot with electricity, foreigners over there confuse and interest me, why would they live there?
@Dave24 - this might be a fun one
Let's say, for brevity's sake, you're given a choice to either live in North Korea or South Korea for the rest of your life getting just enough to survive, tax free, nsa from the government each and every year.
South Korea is transparent, so I'll focus on North Korea:
The facts:
And you won't be treated like this cac either, you can do what the government lets you want to do
No internet though
But you might be able to get around with some connects: Several state security agency agents busted for accessing Internet without permission | Daily NK
You'll be able to shop in a store for diplomats/the upper, upper class like this
TV/Movies will have subtitles for you
You'll get to move around relatively freely, in the upper class areas
If you're religious, the government accommodates you, but keep it to yourself outside of holy days
You can associate with other foreigners on good terms with NK; Russians, Syrians, etc. some would be cool, some would be
You'll go to school if you are already a student, fully paid for, as well as your family, if they choose to come with as well
Your family can leave whenever, as well as visit, but you can't associate with them for most of your life
North Korea has a bunch of activities you get paid to do all your life
You'll have to attend all the parades though
Weed, meth, beer, cocaine; every kind of drug except hallucinogenics will be given to you
theworld.org
The government will choose three women specifically trained to have sex with you until a foreign woman comes and they arrange marry y'all, this is an actual thing they do, it's fukked up, they'll be from North Korea's K-Pop bands though
Older North Korean music is actually nice though, you get all of that to stream and in vinyl too, for your den with a really nice turntable set up
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You still have to bow to the statutes, dress like them, and be used as propaganda with no access to bird babble, bussy broadcasting word to @RickyDiBiase pause
,you'll be monitored but 90% of the time left alone
TL;DR - Kim Jong Un will pay you to do opium, have sex with PAAGs, and drink all the watery pilsners you can stomach for the rest of your life, yay or nay?
I despise North Korea, all I've been reading was about defectors and the reeducation camps, the Kims are just Pol Pot with electricity, foreigners over there confuse and interest me, why would they live there?@Dave24 - this might be a fun one
Let's say, for brevity's sake, you're given a choice to either live in North Korea or South Korea for the rest of your life getting just enough to survive, tax free, nsa from the government each and every year.
South Korea is transparent, so I'll focus on North Korea:
The facts:
- North Koreans, speak Korean, you may or may not
- North Korea is what Nazi Germany would look like today, they aren't communist at all, just a hereditary theocracy with the Kims as literal demi-gods
- They are racist, matter fact, in the 50s an Afro-Cuban diplomat was nearly lynched in Pyongyang, source
- You would be a curiosity, North Korea is basically a small town in the 20th century mentally, but most ppl wouldn't try you
And you won't be treated like this cac either, you can do what the government lets you want to do
No internet though
But you might be able to get around with some connects: Several state security agency agents busted for accessing Internet without permission | Daily NK
You'll be able to shop in a store for diplomats/the upper, upper class like this
TV/Movies will have subtitles for you
You'll get to move around relatively freely, in the upper class areas
If you're religious, the government accommodates you, but keep it to yourself outside of holy days
You can associate with other foreigners on good terms with NK; Russians, Syrians, etc. some would be cool, some would be
You'll go to school if you are already a student, fully paid for, as well as your family, if they choose to come with as well
Your family can leave whenever, as well as visit, but you can't associate with them for most of your life
North Korea has a bunch of activities you get paid to do all your life
You'll have to attend all the parades though
Weed, meth, beer, cocaine; every kind of drug except hallucinogenics will be given to you
North Korea’s new drug addiction - The World from PRX
Forget crystal meth. Here comes amidon.
theworld.org
The government will choose three women specifically trained to have sex with you until a foreign woman comes and they arrange marry y'all, this is an actual thing they do, it's fukked up, they'll be from North Korea's K-Pop bands though
Older North Korean music is actually nice though, you get all of that to stream and in vinyl too, for your den with a really nice turntable set up
You still have to bow to the statutes, dress like them, and be used as propaganda with no access to bird babble, bussy broadcasting word to @RickyDiBiase pause
,you'll be monitored but 90% of the time left aloneTL;DR - Kim Jong Un will pay you to do opium, have sex with PAAGs, and drink all the watery pilsners you can stomach for the rest of your life, yay or nay?
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