Yo they need to start putting porta-pottys on the highway!

[Yung Yogurt]

I almost shytted on myself in traffic twice coming home from work 2 days in a row! I had to poop so bad yesterday that my butthole started doing them lil mini jumping jacks/twerk moves that happen once u hold in a wet fart 2 long. Iono why but lately I can't hold poop like I used 2!

Anyway besides this I had numerous situation where I had to piss in traffic as well. I even pissed on the shoulder a few times at night...fukk it

 

[Food Mane]

I pissed my pants a few weeks ago in my car, drunk driving home from the rub and tug.

Started to think about reevaluating things

 

[aXiom]

Car seats should be able to transform into toilets.

 

[Taadow]

Damn, that's a good idea, doe.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I pissed my pants a few weeks ago in my car, drunk driving home from the rub and tug.

Started to think about reevaluating things

U sound a lot like myself young man...u went to an Asian rub and tug or a random broad off backpage? I have done both and was prolly at least tipsy or high a few of the times that I got my meat waxed

 

[JayGatsby]

I almost shytted on myself in traffic twice coming home from work 2 days in a row! I had to poop so bad yesterday that my butthole started doing them lil mini jumping jacks/twerk moves that happen once u hold in a wet fart 2 long. Iono why but lately I can't hold poop like I used 2!

Anyway besides this I had numerous situation where I had to piss in traffic as well. I even pissed on the shoulder a few times at night...fukk it

you should start a quick business.....

regular service/maintenance updates....

it can sorta be like vending machines,pay a dollar to use....

hell i would

call it ....."highway poo-trol"

 

[jdubnyce]

How long is your drive? You can't exit and hit up a McDonalds or something?

 

[Food Mane]

U sound a lot like myself young man...u went to an Asian rub and tug or a random broad off backpage? I have done both and was prolly at least tipsy or high a few of the times that I got my meat waxed

Asian massage spot. This was on a sunday, too

 

[Yung Yogurt]

you should start a quick business.....

regular service/maintenance updates....

it can sorta be like vending machines,pay a dollar to use....

hell i would

call it ....."highway poo-trol"

We bout to eat

 

[jdubnyce]

I pissed my pants a few weeks ago in my car, drunk driving home from the rub and tug.

Started to think about reevaluating things

How much you pay?

 

[Food Mane]

How much you pay?

40 for the massage, plus 40 for a "tip"

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Asian massage spot. This was on a sunday, too

oh aight, i can def relate on driving home with that "the fukkk did I just do" feeling but fukk it...yolo nikka! ain't nothing like some Asian broad rubbing u down and making ya meat noodle soak up the room. I always skip a jerk session or play wit my meat an hour or 2 before so that i can nut all over the place.

(u prolly ain't need to know all that but try it out and watch how epic ya nut is)

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Your bootyhole too loose from all the ass pounding

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Your bootyhole too loose from all the ass pounding

not really, my ass muscles are in shape from clinching and releasing so much (poop and peenus) no homo

 

[PullOutGawd]

It's a liability breh
They put them on the side of the highway..


All of a sudden there's an accident, car flies at porta-potty and there's a person in there and they get killed/injured
Family she's the city or province/state

It would be a real messy situation