Yooooooo This Is Genuissssssss!!!!!!!!! New Taking A Sick Day Hack

[Prince.Skeletor]

Genius
Girls with big boobs always be creative I swear

 

[staticshock]

Why the fukk do you need a hack for a sick day

Just tell em you ain’t feeling good

 

[T-K-G]

Why the fukk do you need a hack for a sick day

Just tell em you ain’t feeling good

Cuz they probably do that shyt every 2 weeks and people caught on lazy asses

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Why the fukk do you need a hack for a sick day

Just tell em you ain’t feeling good

Non-salaried behavior. OP must work at KFC

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Just get HIV.

You can live with it now and you probably don't have to work for the rest of your life.

 

[Treblemaka]

Only calling out she knows about is not showing up for those Dubai flights.

 

[Sunalmighty]

what about killing off "immediate" relatives. i used to pull that every now and then. aunts, uncles, resurrecting grandparents, printing obituaries off the internet. all kinds of stuff to get paid time off

 

[Metal Face]

how hard is it to youtube heart beat monitor sound effect

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Non-salaried behavior. OP must work at KFC

6Cert right here
But YES I DO work for KFC
But not the KFC you thinking of


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