You and her are Adam and Eve NSFW

[Donald J Trump]

The only female on the planet, you never got none, and she naked tellin you " Come eat this p*ssy n fukk it Papi"

God told yo black ass if you have sex with her, you and all your descendents for the next 5 billion years will never again be perfect, gonna have to work hard to get into heaven, Earth gonna be full of disease and war, and somehow somewhere a guy named Trump will possibly run the free World.


What do you do?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Licking a titty don't count right?

 

[010101]

punches to the cervix
dropping this brick on her gspot til her legs lock
god need to get it together real ones don't cockblock like that

*

 

[Donald J Trump]

Licking a titty don't count right?

Thats sex. It counts.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Thats sex. It counts.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Licking a titty don't count right?

that's how it starts

 

[Taharqa]

I'd hit god with the:


word?

 

[GoFlipAPack]

That would be easy. I'd just go jack off behind a tree every time she came on to me. Humanity would be bc of me not giving in.

 

[DrexlersFade]

The only female on the planet, you never got none, and she naked tellin you " Come eat this p*ssy n fukk it boy"

God told yo black ass if you have sex with her, you and all your descendents for the next 5 billion years will never again be perfect, gonna have to work hard to get into heaven, Earth gonna be full of disease and war, and somehow somewhere a guy named Trump will possibly run the free World.


What do you do?

That's ya'll problem to figure out "Balls Deep"

 

[Mad Good Dro]

 

[Heafcliffe]

Don't she have a sex vid? For full, expansive research purposes, of course.

 

[Um. Ghouls]

Smack her up fer callin me boy

 

[Address_Unknown]

Eat what, Harlot? Why is your appendage so foreign to mine and why does it resemble a distraught flower in the midst of a dew storm?
Good lord, why has thoust forsaken me with a thoth?
How am I going to survive, when the only tool you've seen fit to bless me with is a hoe, dear lord?
The serpent doth speak heresey, but the more he slithers, the more truth to be found in this garden of iniquity.
Is this a test? The earth is doth little more than 7 calendar days and already I find myself ensconced in the depravity that is that of the month of August!

Spoiler

I've been drinking on the job today. fukk who don't like it

 

[Illuminatos]

Um is this a trick question? What's the catch here?

EDIT: I read the question wrong. Hell nah. Does head at least not count?

 

[Gold]

God told yo black ass if you have sex with her, you and all your descendents for the next 5 billion years will never again be perfect, gonna have to work hard to get into heaven, Earth gonna be full of disease and war, and somehow somewhere a guy named Trump will possibly run the free World.

Um is this a trick question? What's the catch here?

Breh you a savage