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How would you go about your criminal activities knowing that the city is patrolled by the fukking Batman? And what would you do if whatever precautions you took didn't work and you find yourself being hunted by Batman?

:dwillhuh:
 

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crack because batman doesn't save black people.
 

aRoMaN21

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be more specific...as a criminal, can we have powers? or we're basic...?
 

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Link up with another criminal thats done time at Arkham, and has been caught by Batman before. I wanna know what Im getting into. Id also do my dirt in the daytime cause thats when Bruce is playing billionaire. If he starts hunting me im :dead: unless I pack up and move my operation to Metropolis.

Thinking about this make me nervous :rudy:
 

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Move...

That's the shyttiest city in the world, I'm not even LIVING in Chica-....I, I-I mean Gotham
 

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My entire demeanour would revolve around looking/dressing/being/acting like Bruce Wayne's father and coming up with a bogus story of 'surviving' the night his parents were killed, thus creating some inner-turmoil with Batman himself where he feels as if he has regained his father yet he is torn between saving the city from my illegal actions and obtaining the father-figure and childhood he lost :win:

In short, I'd be set.
 

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I would write a list of cities that superheroes live/patrol in (Gotham City, Central City, Star City, Metropolis, New York, ect...) then I make sure to NEVER DO CRIMES IN THOSE CITIES! I would rob nikkas in Nebraska... what superhero is in Nebraska?
 

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crack because batman doesn't save black people.

:deadrose:

And I'd do me. If I got caught, I'm just dropping dime on everyone so he'll let me go. I don't even care. Everyone getting told on. Freeze, Joker, Penguin, Ra's. He gonna need a tape recorder and a note pad for all the dirt I'm dishing.
 

Moose_Greyjoy

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Ehhh anytime I run into the Bat I ll just give up....put my hands up take my L and go to arkham.....do my Lil bid pretend to get better....publish a book and make a best seller:manny:
 

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How would you go about your criminal activities knowing that the city is patrolled by the fukking Batman? And what would you do if whatever precautions you took didn't work and you find yourself being hunted by Batman?

:dwillhuh:

white collar criminal and I would get the aid of two face or some other flamboyant criminal to distract batman.
 

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Bats operates mostly after sunset, hides in shadows and mostly fukks with criminals who do violent crimes.

I'd just operate in daytime and fukk with that white collar crime. As a side hustle I'd hire catwoman to steal jewelry for me cause he always lets that broad go.
 

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Bats operates mostly after sunset, hides in shadows and mostly fukks with criminals who do violent crimes.

I'd just operate in daytime and fukk with that white collar crime. As a side hustle I'd hire catwoman to steal jewelry for me cause he always lets that broad go.

This.

Or I'd stay in AZ and do crime from noon till sundown here. I feel like that batsuit wouldn't work well in 115 degree temps.
 
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