you are the last man on earth

[My neck and my back]

So you gonna become the worlds "deadbeat" dad? in theory

i'll be the only man on the planet i can set up all my children to make sure they're good...hell i'll move them and their mothers all into a castle with me and live like a king

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

i'll be the only man on the planet i can set up all my children to make sure they're good...hell i'll move them and their mothers all into a castle with me and live like a king

Thought you was goin on a nation world tour. living in a castle would be dope straight to scotland yard to conquering shyt

 

[010101]

The hell are gun factories even at? can't google shyt about them.


Nobody?




Where would you set up the kingdom at though

I'd clap shorty with the blamblam fukk your kung-fu bytch

figure out where those gun factories are at later it's my imaginary scenario so that shyt gets done somehow

I would have property located all along every coast in the tropics

I'd never leave that tropic/sub-tropic/mediterranean climate

chillin

(that kung-fu broad is on a lot of steroids)+

 

[The 2020 New Member]

I'd start giving out instructions. And raise the children to go to mars. Depending on their race.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

I'd clap shorty with the blamblam fukk your kung-fu bytch

figure out where those gun factories are at later it's my imaginary scenario so that shyt gets done somehow

I would have property located all along every coast in the tropics

I'd never leave that tropic/sub-tropic/mediterranean climate

chillin

(that kung-fu broad is on a lot of steroids)+

I'm clappin cheeks idgaf how many pushups she can bang out

Tropics is goat climate though

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

I'd start giving out instructions. And raise the children to go to mars. Depending on their race.

Breh with all the bytch assness involved in dealing with hard headed grown men shyt would be a breeze to start space missions. Women don't be off that war time combat life so much, o earth can advance and I can smoke my weed in the stars

 

[King Poetic]

Start nutting in every woman on the bucket list:

Nathalie Emmanuel
Khaleesi
Katie from My Wife & Kids
Logan Browning
Paige Hurd
Jessica Parker Kennedy
Tinashe
Eva Mendez
Salma Hayek
Kenya Moore
Keshia Cole
Trish Stratus
Jeter's Girlfriend
Abella Anderson
Roselyn Sanchez
Rosa Acosta
Megan Good
Sydney from Hooters
Megan from Footaction
Amanda Seyfried
Erica Mena
Cyn Santana



shyt we goin be here a while

also add and leave 10 plus loads of sperm in

k.d. aubert

sydney poitier

 

[Couth]

Have those females worshiping the dikk.

I'd have to take a break every weekend and go get some alone time.

But from 9-5 monday-friday. Lining them up and knocking them down.

Also have to get a few lesbians on my team to protect me from the crazy scorned females.

 

[UpAndComing]

There are females left. Only the men are gone. Besides you.

Ask this question to a gay man. Watch his head explode

 

[FromStLouis]

That's still a planet of 4 Billion women. I don't see me gaining any power or authority.

I'd have to go into hiding until i know what the deal is. Was it a virus that wiped out all men or is this what women planned for?

Until I can be sure, I gotta lay low.

You'd get killed thinking you lucked into some fantasy paradise.

I'd have to leak a rumor to see what the reaction would be to a man being alive.

Gotta know who you can trust.

edit -- ain't know this thread was 5 years old lol

 

[Cat piss martini]

have women build a golden city
with a glorious shrine for
me and bed two or three of the
sweetest peices earth has to offer
me a day.
I'll kick this shyt back off.
The All Father Catpiticus.

 

[Magic Mulatto]

sterilize all male young

implant a mechanism which renders them all virtual pawns under my complete authority

devote their lives to preserving my eternal youth through science/technology(and developing cool toys for me to play with /weapons for me to slay any foolish alien antagonist)

all females now reproduce through parthenogenesis and are genetically engineered to be dimes with everlasting variety

paradiseheaven is an orgy+