rbksNgirbauds
Even on the court we stay flyy, Jada & A.I.
That's gotta be a man's biggest fear right, finding out years later that yo child aint yo child. And you signed the certificate so you financially liable for him/her until 18 regardless 
You brehs with kids, did you get a paternity test at birth? If not why?
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....nah...my kids look exactly like me
why you asking?
Cat piss martini
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answer that man!
all black people look the same
NobleDrewAli
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My kid came out looking just me as an infant and I still did.
They don’t say “mama’s baby; daddy’s maybe” for nothing
My cousin was on the HS football team and had a gf, right? She had the “church girl” vibe...or so he thought.
She ends up pregnant fresh outta hs. My cousin all excited and shyt cause she having a boy. Mind you they’d been together this whole time, no breaks or nothing.
She has the baby..years later our fam starts to notice the son doesn’t look like my cousin or his gf and he REALLY resembles my cousin’s classmate who was the star QB on the team and had just got a scholarship to a big time SEC school.
Some of our aunts tell him he needs to get the son tested and he FLIPS out on all of em telling them he knows he’s his son and all that. Nobody mentions it to him anymore but as the kid gets older, he looks even more like the QB.
Few years pass and my cousin notices this as well and gets the DNA test. It confirmed that the kid wasn’t his but my cousin only told his mom about it. His mom then told my other aunt (who can’t hold water) and she tells everybody on the low.
my cousin raised the kid as his without saying anything to us about the test even though we already know.
Now it gets weird....the son is now one of the top HS QBs in the state. My cousin never told him about the test. Come to find out, my cousin’s teammate (the HS QB) son is a top ranked D-Lineman in the country at another HS in our city and they both are highly considering going to a university in our state. The two kids have no idea they are brothers.
Get the test brehs.
They don’t say “mama’s baby; daddy’s maybe” for nothing
My cousin was on the HS football team and had a gf, right? She had the “church girl” vibe...or so he thought.
She ends up pregnant fresh outta hs. My cousin all excited and shyt cause she having a boy. Mind you they’d been together this whole time, no breaks or nothing.
She has the baby..years later our fam starts to notice the son doesn’t look like my cousin or his gf and he REALLY resembles my cousin’s classmate who was the star QB on the team and had just got a scholarship to a big time SEC school.
Some of our aunts tell him he needs to get the son tested and he FLIPS out on all of em telling them he knows he’s his son and all that. Nobody mentions it to him anymore but as the kid gets older, he looks even more like the QB.
Few years pass and my cousin notices this as well and gets the DNA test. It confirmed that the kid wasn’t his but my cousin only told his mom about it. His mom then told my other aunt (who can’t hold water) and she tells everybody on the low.
my cousin raised the kid as his without saying anything to us about the test even though we already know.
Now it gets weird....the son is now one of the top HS QBs in the state. My cousin never told him about the test. Come to find out, my cousin’s teammate (the HS QB) son is a top ranked D-Lineman in the country at another HS in our city and they both are highly considering going to a university in our state. The two kids have no idea they are brothers.
Get the test brehs.
took a paternity test.....the results said "LOOK AT THEM GOTDAMN KIDS BRUH!!....U CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS ONE"
Damn that dude has some ridculous genes.My kid came out looking just me as an infant and I still did.
They don’t say “mama’s baby; daddy’s maybe” for nothing
My cousin was on the HS football team and had a gf, right? She had the “church girl” vibe...or so he thought.
She ends up pregnant fresh outta hs. My cousin all excited and shyt cause she having a boy. Mind you they’d been together this whole time, no breaks or nothing.
She has the baby..years later our fam starts to notice the son doesn’t look like my cousin or his gf and he REALLY resembles my cousin’s classmate who was the star QB on the team and had just got a scholarship to a big time SEC school.
Some of our aunts tell him he needs to get the son tested and he FLIPS out on all of em telling them he knows he’s his son and all that. Nobody mentions it to him anymore but as the kid gets older, he looks even more like the QB.
Few years pass and my cousin notices this as well and gets the DNA test. It confirmed that the kid wasn’t his but my cousin only told his mom about it. His mom then told my other aunt (who can’t hold water) and she tells everybody on the low.
my cousin raised the kid as his without saying anything to us about the test even though we already know.
Now it gets weird....the son is now one of the top HS QBs in the state. My cousin never told him about the test. Come to find out, my cousin’s teammate (the HS QB) son is a top ranked D-Lineman in the country at another HS in our city and they both are highly considering going to a university in our state. The two kids have no idea they are brothers.
Get the test brehs.
That's gotta be a man's biggest fear right, finding out years later that yo child aint yo child. And you signed the certificate so you financially liable for him/her until 18 regardless
if you have that fear internally, chances are you know you mighta choose poorly who you shot up the club in.
took a paternity test.....the results said "LOOK AT THEM GOTDAMN KIDS BRUH!!....U CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS ONE"
my bro in law tried that shyt despite the fact that one of the twins looked like him straight out the womb. Straight waste of bread. But that peace of mind I guess.
I woulda doubled the child support off the skremf of wasting my time.
NobleDrewAli
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he was legit. Ended up getting hurt and leaving the SEC school due to his grades.
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benjamin said:
How much you getting back on your taxes this year?
They believe whatever the women tell em.
Paternity fraud is serious
get that test done, doesn't matter if they look like you, just remove all doubt forever
Paternity fraud is serious
get that test done, doesn't matter if they look like you, just remove all doubt forever