You Can Party With Tony Khan, Guys!

[Rollie Forbes]

There won't be any women there, but you can enjoy the FREE Adderall, cocaine, & energy drink buffet!
One lucky partygoer will win the ultimate fan pack which includes an autographed copy of AEW Fight Forever for Xbox One, 24 Jacksonville Jaguars tickets, a throwback jersey signed by Jalen Ramsey and Kenny Omega, and a 10 minute private hug session with Tony Khan himself!!

Fair warning, last year's event got a little wild!

Spoiler

Have fun, guys!

 

[Reality Check]

Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but this is the opportunity that fukkboi Max, Tony Khan's #1 stan, would be tripping all over himself to win.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Cocaine and Energy Drinks buffet? Sign me up...

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

There won't be any women there, but you can enjoy the FREE Adderall, cocaine, & energy drink buffet!
One lucky partygoer will win the ultimate fan pack which includes an autographed copy of AEW Fight Forever for Xbox One, 24 Jacksonville Jaguars tickets, a throwback jersey signed by Jalen Ramsey and Kenny Omega, and a 10 minute private hug session with Tony Khan himself!!

Fair warning, last year's event got a little wild!

Spoiler

Have fun, guys!

For some reason the bolded got me howling

 

[Bob Loblaw]

No thanks on the monkey pox