You come home from a board meeting for your non-profit & your WIFE IS BEATDOWN AND your SON IS GONE

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

after making sure nothin is CRITICAL, you see written on the mirror

HOW WAS THE MEETING FRIENDO



YOU SEEM TO HANDLE OUR KIDNAPPING ATTEMPTS WELL


THIS TIME YOU GOTTA FIGHT IT OUT


ONE on ONE WITH THE FINAL BOSS...

YOU HAVE A SINGLE MONTH TO PREPARE


OH YEAH I FORGOT, HE ALREADY LUMPED UP THE FOLLOWING:

BROCK LESNAR, ALL THE GRACIES, ANDERSON SILVA, CHALE SONNEN, JON JONES, TERRY CREWS, JACKIE CHAN, AND EVERYONE WHOS STEPPED. HE HAS 11TH DEGREE BLACK BELTS, INCLUDING IN BRAZILIAN JUJITSU

HE GETS IT IN




30 DAYS...MEET US IN DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AT THE THE FOLLOWING COORDINATES


GOOD LUCK

​

so heres the question:


in MOVIE or VIDEOGAME HISTORY....WHO DO YOU GET TO TRAIN YOU FOR THIS EPIC BATTLE


Apollo Creed? Mickey? Mr. Miyagi? Pei Mei?

NO DRAGONBALL Z jplaya you NERD.

choose wisely.

 

[Strike-Wun]

IP man

 

[Lord Beasley]

You come home from a board meeting for your non-profit & your WIFE IS BEATDOWN

but seriously, im thinking the cat who trained mac to beat up mike tyson in punchout, Doc Louis. if he could train that scrawny ass dude to knock out a coked up iron mike, he could definitely train me. He just my stand up coach tho

Jean Claude Van Damme for kickboxing, cuz he's just so damn smooth with it

Gotta get my man spock in there, once i see a weak spot i can aim for a Vulcan Nerve pinch

I'd call up Ting from ong bak cuz he's a beast, give him an unlimited supply of rice. i think i'd be ready after that

wait, can i have more than one trainer?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

but seriously, im thinking the cat who trained mac to beat up mike tyson in punchout, Doc Louis. if he could train that scrawny ass dude to knock out a coked up iron mike, he could definitely train me. He just my stand up coach tho

Jean Claude Van Damme for kickboxing, cuz he's just so damn smooth with it

Gotta get my man spock in there, once i see a weak spot i can aim for a Vulcan Nerve pinch

I'd call up Ting from ong bak cuz he's a beast, give him an unlimited supply of rice. i think i'd be ready after that

wait, can i have more than one trainer?

Doc Louis looks like a certain coli member

good choice though


and I suppose you could get multiple trainers but you're giving them like 6 days to train you each...you gonna be mad average at multiple disciplines and get WAXED

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

low key if I EVER felt inclined to dress up for a comicon or PAX seattle, i might have to be Doc Louis


but i'm a grown ass man so its not happening

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

I think the first thing i would do is sell my PS4, PS3, and all their accompanying games. Then i would call the police.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

I think the first thing i would do is sell my PS4, PS3, and all their accompanying games. Then i would call the police.

LOL they in dominican republic already fam...and this ain't about the money DUKE, its about a 1 on 1 with the final boss

 

[iamstr8fire]

Navy Seal Sniper.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Navy Seal Sniper.

they can get down but this is hand to hand..

 

[iamstr8fire]

they can get down but this is hand to hand..

It's about gunplay if I come home from my Toys for Tots meeting and my wife is jacked up.

 

[SuikodenII]

Akuma

 

[cleanface coney]

IP man

 

[AllHolosEve]

It's about gunplay if I come home from my Toys for Tots meeting and my wife is jacked up.

same thing i thought.... im callin Dr Berken, think thats the spelling... He worked for Krauser & Wesker.... when the final boss got me pinned ima mutate on his ass... word to ooze....

 

[AllHolosEve]

Akuma

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Yall always tryin to cheat....OBVIOUSLY the final boss got goons with machine guns...you bring a gun youre dead instantly...how you gonna bring the heat into DR anyway???