You come home from the Wednesday night service and your WIFE, SON, and JEWELS are GONE...

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

You open the door and they gone as a mug, and you notice a bloody handprint on your family portrait

Theres a note taped to the flatscreen that reads

ITS US AGAIN BRO-HAM

YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS SAFE BEFORE WHEN YOU GOT YOUR FAMILY BACK FROM COLUMBIA?

WE'RE COMING AT YOU DAILY AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

WE KNOW YOU'RE BREADED UP, AND WE WANT $10,000,000 BITCOINS BY FRIDAY, OR YOUR SON and your BOO IS GONNA BE FISHFOOD. WE WILL DO IT TO YOU DUKE.

We got SWORDS, MAGIC, SUMMONS, MATERIA, ENEMY SKILLS, AND EVERYTHING ON DECK...WE'RE GONNA KILL THEM AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD, AND DESTROY THE CRYSTALS AND EVERYTHING. EVEN IF YOU GOT TWO OR THREE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN YOU ITS OVER.

WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA GIVE YOU CLUES TO WHERE WE'RE AT. JUST SEND THE COINS TO OUR BITCOIN WALLET OR ITS REYNOLDS.



GOOD LUCK
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You don't even know where to begin. ALL YOU KNOW is that its time to posse up and go on this mission. It is going to be epic this time...

WHO IS IN YOUR RPG DREAM TEAM to help you on this WORLD SPANNING EPIC CONQUEST to save the world and your family?

Think all jRPG playable charactors over the years....imagine you goin on a quest on par with all final fantasy, chronotriggers, legend of manas, etc.

who is in your party btw I got the masamune so come at me bro

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

You going to church on Wednesday but your wife is at home watching BET ratchet shows? That family lost right there and was probably in on the setup.

However, to answer this, I need dude from Secret of Mana because he rolled with the Mana sword. Magus from Chrono Trigger because he just didn't give a fukk and the lead protagonist from Persona 3 & 4 because those personas are . As well as my baby Lightning from FF13 ( I don't give a fukk if people hate her, she's that bytch)

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

You going to church on Wednesday but your wife is at home watching BET ratchet shows? That family lost right there and was probably in on the setup.

However, to answer this, I need dude from Secret of Mana because he rolled with the Mana sword. Magus from Chrono Trigger because he just didn't give a fukk and the lead protagonist from Persona 3 & 4 because those personas are . As well as my baby Lighting from FF13 ( I don't give a fukk if people hate her, she's that bytch)

This was bible study, and somebody gotta watch the kids

I gotta go with Cloud Strife of course, Frog from Chrono Trigger (that masamune ), and Vivi from FFIX

 

[Food Mane]

Can I develop a squad from normal rpgs? If so Boone and Serana are on the team.

 

[M617]

lets be real here going to church at anytime is pretty lame shyts garbo its not the mideval times anymore

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

lets be real here going to church at anytime is pretty lame shyts garbo its not the mideval times anymore

The original thread title said "You come home from the Chiropractor's office and..." but It didn't sound dramatic enough

 

[Rice N Beans]

The original thread title said "You come home from the Chiropractor's office and..." but It didn't sound dramatic enough

How about "YOU JUST came back from UPS because they didn't knock the day before..."

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

How about "YOU JUST came back from UPS because they didn't knock the day before..."

"You come home from Bed Bath and Beyond to buy some 1000 thread count sheets and...."

"You get back from the Opthamologist's office and notice your SON AND DAUGHTER ARE MISSING..."

 

[Jplaya2023]

i'm rolling with ssj goku, ssj vegeta, and final form frieza from DBZ legendary ssj SNES RPG

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

i'm rolling with ssj goku, ssj vegeta, and final form frieza from DBZ legendary ssj SNES RPG

every post you make is worse than the last

 

[Spaceman Piff]

shyt's just gonna happen to my family again whenever edmfg gets bored at work.

i'm done with lifestyle.

you keep the wifey and child.. i'll keep the 10 mil.

 

[Soundbwoy]

You open the door and they gone as a mug, and you notice a bloody handprint on your family portrait

Theres a note taped to the flatscreen that reads




You don't even know where to begin. ALL YOU KNOW is that its time to posse up and go on this mission. It is going to be epic this time...

WHO IS IN YOUR RPG DREAM TEAM to help you on this WORLD SPANNING EPIC CONQUEST to save the world and your family?

Think all jRPG playable charactors over the years....imagine you goin on a quest on par with all final fantasy, chronotriggers, legend of manas, etc.

who is in your party btw I got the masamune so come at me bro

rpg

 

[Lord Piffington]

no need for a team I would give them @PS4´s number and he would talk them to suicide

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

10mm bitcoins is a billion dollars. and in this lifetime, might be a trillion dollars. i hope my family likes the ocean.