You didn't win the $1.8 billion lottery, but there's another $1 billion lottery you can have. There's just one catch.

[Ozymandeas]

You get $1 billion dollars into your account. Straight up. It's all yours

But you will get chased once per year for the rest of your days by the Monster from It Follows

To be fair, the day is set in stone. It's the final day of every year. The rest of the year, you are free. However, the stipulations are that you are NOT allowed to catch a flight, leave the country, or leave your state on this day. You have to evade this shyt on foot. If you try to break these rules, the monster will appear right next to you You will essentially be staying up all day running from this shyt, but you have a year to prepare for it. You can fukk other people to pass the virus, but you will give up 5% of your wealth to these innocent people you cursed for being a bytch ass nikka

Better hope you don't get sick or end up in the hospital on this day.

Are you taking the money?

If it catches you....well....you already know

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

 

[Yzak]

I'm pretty sure the thing was super slow in the movie, so no biggie. I'm taking the billy

 

[cobra]

has anyone tried to have sex with the monster?

 

[skylove4]

Why didn’t anybody try to fukk the monster in the movie. I mean they caught it in the movie. They should have had @Still Benefited do his “gun on the nightstand” thing and pass the curse to the monster itself

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

has anyone tried to have sex with the monster?

You just made the Sequel.... "It Runs Away"

 

[RadaMillz]

Do I know the date of the attack?

Edit: so last day of the year eh, still hell naw lol

 

[Womb Raider]

Ima tell that mf to get to suckin! What’s a monster to a monster dong

 

[Ozymandeas]

Uppin

 

[DPresidential]

I love thread like this.

I would take the deal.

 

[Devilinurear]

You get $1 billion dollars into your account. Straight up. It's all yours

But you will get chased once per year for the rest of your days by the Monster from It Follows

To be fair, the day is set in stone. It's the final day of every year. The rest of the year, you are free. However, the stipulations are that you are NOT allowed to catch a flight, leave the country, or leave your state on this day. You have to evade this shyt on foot. If you try to break these rules, the monster will appear right next to you You will essentially be staying up all day running from this shyt, but you have a year to prepare for it. You can fukk other people to pass the virus, but you will give up 5% of your wealth to these innocent people you cursed for being a bytch ass nikka

Better hope you don't get sick or end up in the hospital on this day.

Are you taking the money?

If it catches you....well....you already know

Easy money

Go go gadget helicopter

 

[Richard Glidewell]

shyt.....I guess I'll not lifting weight ever again....... strictly cardio and endurance training to shine one day a year......... GIVE ME THAT BILLY


Edit: just saw the third option. ...... now I'm in a moral conundrum. ..... with a Billy in hand I can easily access every single blond conservative talking head and politician. ......

 

[Rekkapryde]

You get $1 billion dollars into your account. Straight up. It's all yours

But you will get chased once per year for the rest of your days by the Monster from It Follows

To be fair, the day is set in stone. It's the final day of every year. The rest of the year, you are free. However, the stipulations are that you are NOT allowed to catch a flight, leave the country, or leave your state on this day. You have to evade this shyt on foot. If you try to break these rules, the monster will appear right next to you You will essentially be staying up all day running from this shyt, but you have a year to prepare for it. You can fukk other people to pass the virus, but you will give up 5% of your wealth to these innocent people you cursed for being a bytch ass nikka

Better hope you don't get sick or end up in the hospital on this day.

Are you taking the money?

If it catches you....well....you already know

send this shyt to Jordan Peele.

 

[King Poetic]

That’s easy for one day

Viagra/cialis on deck for the day and hitting figueora or some track chicks who can run

Hit about 10 to 15 of them and let them get killed

 

[☃ ೋ]

Never seen this movie before, is it good?