you ever been playing a video game with a girl next to u and..

[Kings County]

she started clowning u cause u were losing

just had a bytch here she was like if u lose this game of 2k u aint getting no ass



was up by 11 with 3 mins left

nikka started hitting impossible 3's i lost by 2

she started clowning me b my soul was burning she just left
























to buy condoms ohword im still gonna hit but shyts embarrassing

 

[Ricky Church]

shove half the controller in her ass and make it vibrate

 

[Kings County]

shove half the controller in her ass and make it vibrate

i did that b4 lol put in fight night she put the other controller under her skirt and i just kept punching the dude like hit him harder daddy

 

[ugksam]

naw my video game skills make the coochie moist

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Yeah, I can't even play with my wife around no more..

If I'm winning she just be like Nice job


But if I'm losing she like

Damn, nikka I thought you was the shyt in Madden...

You out here getting your ass beat...

Maybe you should pass the stick and let me play...



I talk so much shyt in Spades, Dominoes, Word With Friends, Poker and anything else we play that she knows she gotta strike when the iron is hot..

 

[Super TD Jakes]

she started clowning u cause u were losing

just had a bytch here she was like if u lose this game of 2k u aint getting no ass



was up by 11 with 3 mins left

nikka started hitting impossible 3's i lost by 2

she started clowning me b my soul was burning she just left























to buy condoms ohword im still gonna hit but shyts embarrassing

@bolded makes that a win...and she BOUGHT condoms...that's a win homie...fukk a video game...

 

[IrishBrother]

Man, get it right. Heres what you do. Whip out the Wii. Chicks love that heap of garbage console. Loser of the game cooks dinner. Best outta three.

She invariably loses. She cooks dinner.

You chill, crack open a beer and play xbox.

This works 9/10.

If your girl is sharp, you will have to let her a win two or three times. Shark her. Still 7/10 is still a result in my book.

 

[Kings County]

Man, get it right. Heres what you do. Whip out the Wii. Chicks love that heap of garbage console. Loser of the game cooks dinner. Best outta three.

She invariably loses. She cooks dinner.

You chill, crack open a beer and play xbox.

This works 9/10.

If your girl is sharp, you will have to let her a win two or three times. Shark her. Still 7/10 is still a result in my book.

1 i would never allow a wii in my house

2 cook dinner im tryna get her in and out the crib asap fukk and bounce

 

[IrishBrother]

1 i would never allow a wii in my house

2 cook dinner im tryna get her in and out the crib asap fukk and bounce

Fair enough. I am 23, 24 next Spring. I am probably older than you.

Getting old, breh.

I am in a long term relationship with an African Queen.

I sowed me wild oats as a young one. Them days are gone.

She cooks better than me. She cooks two courses. Wings with Franks to start.

 

[Mike Ock]

Man, i remember my ex destroyed me like a good 7 games n wii bowling.

Chik just kept using that curve shyt...talking about "I dunno how i'm winning "

...and she was blowing me out..she was hitting like 220's and i'm at like in the 180's on some .... while she was on some ...


...I had to whip her ass in that tennis after though

 

[Nintendough]

It only happens in fighting games....chicks will usually discover one nice move or combo and keep using it over and over again. Its annoying that they don't understand the fighting game "code of honor".

 

[Kings County]

It only happens in fighting games....chicks will usually discover one nice move or combo and keep using it over and over again. Its annoying that they don't understand the fighting game "code of honor".

i remember my my neighbor whos a girl beat me in marvel vs capcom everytime disnikka i was like wtf

 

[Nintendough]

i remember my my neighbor whos a girl beat me in marvel vs capcom everytime disnikka i was like wtf

I always tell them that my controller messed up as a plea post loss.

 

[Kings County]

I always tell them that my controller messed up as a plea post loss.

i used to do shyt like accidently plug the power out press the power button

 

[Sad Bunny]

I daydreamed this before